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JJ smurf

One of the most beautiful people in the world. JJ smurf is one of the best people you’ll ever meet. If you know JJ then you are truly lucky, do not let JJ go.
“hey do you know jj smurf
“yes”
“omg ur so lucky
by a badass bitch xx October 31, 2021
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Spegel smurf

När du råkar säga samma sak så skriker någon ”smurf” motståndaren har då en möjlighet att skrika ”spegel smurf” för en comeback, då blir den som ropat smurf drabbad.
T.ex.

-hej
-hej
*samtidigt
-smurf!!!
-spegel smurf!
by Milothesnilo November 15, 2021
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Will smurf

Will smurf is a smurf that look like Will Smith, it has the same facial features but has a body and a skin color like a smurf.
by Treydeez22r35 January 27, 2022
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Gay smurf porn

The best type of porn ever made
Someone: wanna watch gay smurf porn?
Me: YEA BOI
by The forbidden smurf April 21, 2022
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zelly smurf

by KING fatass May 24, 2022
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Licking Smurf

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a frozen corpse to soothe ones burnt tongue.
"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."
by Realists June 2, 2022
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Pumpkin Smurfing

When a male prostitute disguises himself as a female adolescent to attract pedophiles and eventually have sex with them. Once in the act, the prostitute reveals his wang, and ass blasts the innocent pedophile giving him AIDS. Also there is a pumpkin.
Bro, that chick last night was a dude! My ass is so sore, he was definitely pumpkin smurfing.
by BizzyBalls June 5, 2022
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