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green shift

The phenomenon of miscommunication at work that occurs when information is passed from a subordinate to a superior, then to the superior's superior, and so on.
I told my boss that we need new filing cabinets, but thanks to green shift, the CEO ordered us new chairs.
by Max January 23, 2009
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Bit Shifter

One guy who jerks off another guy in a garage. This definition came about when asking several men what they thought bit shifter meant.
Robbie: Hey, Ricky!
Ricky: What is up, pal?
Robbie: You wanna go in my garage and get a bit shifter?
Ricky: Hell yeah! I thought you'd never ask, bro. You're the best bit shifter I know!
by Orion76 November 25, 2011
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online shape-shifting

When someone constantly changes their chat/profile names to entertain and confuse others.
*person1 is now Barack Obama*
20:07 Barack Obama: I can do some real damage now.

20:07 person2: XD

*person1 is now Jackie Chan*
20:08 Jackie Chan: LOL

*person1 is now Albus Dumbledore*
20:09 Albus Dumbledore: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

*person2 is now Mick Jagger*
20:09 Mick Jagger: :U

*person1 is now Kesha*
20:11 Kesha: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
20:11 Kesha: we're going to rule the world, dude

20:11 Mick Jagger: XD we can be ANYONE at ANYTIME.

20:11 Kesha: >:3

20:12 Mick Jagger: we're like online shape-shifters o___0

(...and thus online shape-shifting was born)
by lolicakes March 12, 2011
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shiftyeyesdogg

Look @ that shiftyeyesdogg
by all the peepl January 22, 2003
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Shifty17750

The biggest sell god you’ve ever met. If he misses a shot in 2k or dies in warzone it’s because he’s got dick in his mouth.
I went to the gay pride parade today and ran into shifty17750
by Womanlover June 22, 2022
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shifting baselines

Shifting baselines are the chronic, slow, hard-to-notice changes in things, from the disappearance of birds and frogs in the countryside to the increased drive time from New York to Philadelphia.
If your ideal weight used to be 180 pounds and now it's 195, your baseline -- as well as your waistline -- has shifted. That's an example of shifting baselines.
by GPLegend September 18, 2008
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shift 2.0

Reference from a car commercial. Basically meaning to get a new view on things and abandon old school thinking on a certain subject; to shift into a new mode of thought.
by Guido1 May 29, 2008
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