A man who pretends to be kind and sensitive to his friends, family, and co-workers. But look out! In a romantic relationship, he’s just your run-of -the-mill jerk, concerned only with his own needs and upholding his “nice guy” image. Hallmarks of the secret dick are temper tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants, trashing women’s reputations when they challenge him, berating them in private, then complaining about them to his mommy .
Marnie: “Hey Hannah! Why did you break up with Fran? He was such a nice guy!”
Hannah: “Fran was a dick! Just a secret dick.”
Hannah: “Fran was a dick! Just a secret dick.”
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