Sea Salt

Tells superheroes what to do & if they don’t listen, gets super mad.

*Eve is dying*
Mark: SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT
Lonely guy: Aw such a strong bond 🩷

by futuresponJ April 29, 2025

Salt And Vinegar Syndrom

Something that suffers from salt and vinegar (chips) Syndrom is universally considered awful and wrong at first contact. But the more you consume it the more you are going to love it.

e.g.:

person 1: When I first started drinking beer, I really hated the taste of it but I've come to like it now.

person 2: I feel the same about techno music. Guess these two really suffer from salt and vinegar syndrom.

by Luca Goltz August 18, 2021

the salt shaker

when a guy cums in a girls mouth then shakes her upside down until it comes out her nose

“how was the sex last night?”
“oh it was great, and surprised her by finishing off with the salt shaker”

by ratatouille p*rn April 12, 2021

toenail salt

This is a drug that will leave you dicked down dirty by a large crusty homeless man

Jerome:My nigga I have something to tell you

Steveo:YOU GOT YOUR SIDE BITCH PREGNANT!?!?
Jerome:Nigga hell no you know I rap it up with that bitch. I AM NOT THE PAPPY
Steve’o:Then what

Jerome:I did bath salts

Steve’o:YOU DID WHAT NIGGA. TELL WHO/WHAT EVER IS POUNDING YOUR ASS HOLE TO HOLD ON CAUSE IM FINNA SHOVE A SIZE 13 SHOE UP YO ASS. OH WAIT THATS PROBABLY ALREADY HAPPENED TO YO ASS CAUSE THATS WHERE TOENAIL SALT GETS YOU

by Mega niglet May 6, 2018

Salt Deodorant

Salt Deodorant is a Trademarked Brand of Victor Martin Soriano for Potassium Aluminum. Salt Deodorant is a Trademark of Victor Martin Soriano and

Martin is FIRST worldwide to use that term for his Tawas. Potassium Aluminum Salt Deodorant worldwide. Marketed under the brand Royal LV Tawas.

Salt Deodorant is a Trademark of Victor Martin Soriano and is FIRST worldwide to use that term for his Tawas. Potassium Aluminum Salt Deodorant.

by Cyclonetrading December 14, 2023

SALTS

Smiled-A-Little-Then-Stopped

I honestly saw this on tik tok then thought to put it here at 1:00 AM :) Also it's kinda like lol but less funny.

*Someone sends you a tik tok that's not THAT funny*

You reply with SALTS

by stinkietoes June 10, 2020

Salt

Cocaine

Hey ya got any salt

(Bob) yup don’t forget to pay your tab Friday or ya fucked ma boy

by Bathtub toaster strudels January 14, 2022