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Ja Rule

A wannabe rapper who is rumored to take it up the ass from his barber.
50 Cent owns this little beyotch, and there ain't nothin Louis Farrakhan can say to change that shit.
by Uncle Funkalunkel November 18, 2003
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rule 102

no matter how many remakes there are of the original, no matter how good the remake is, the original is the best.

This works for both the internet and real life.
dude: Yo, did you get MW2.
Dude2: yo, rule 102.
dude: You suck.
by UnderageO.D. October 30, 2009
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21 rule

When playing madden and others are waiting. if one player scores 21 points before the other can even score 1, they must forfiet the game. 21 rule is used when players are too cheap to buy a multi tap.
red: i got next, yall playing 21 rule right?

john: 21 nothing biatch, pass the sticks loser
peanut: damn i gotta stop picking the lions, they suck.
by Jpleseme October 7, 2006
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Boy Scout Rule of D

Boy Scout Rule: If one friend sees another's penis, in order to restore balance to the relationship the first friend must show the second his penis.
Tom: I saw Jim's penis and now things are weird between us.
John: Show him your penis and you'll be fine. Its the Boy Scout Rule of D
by DieselHammer May 9, 2011
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three date rule

guideline imposed by fabulous wannabe modern single women regarding timeline for having sex with prospective boyfriends/husbands. Akin to the mandatory waiting period required for gun purchases. Allows women an evaluation period to checkout said husbands to evaluate their worthyness and future potential while simultaneously assuaging their own guilt about slutty behavior if they sleep with prospective husbands too quickly
Babette wore the pink bra and panties under her little black dress this evening because she wanted to prepared for all possibilities on her date with kurt. They had been seeing each other for two weeks now, so the three date rule no longer applied.
by sf chica July 9, 2005
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Rule 34sf

If there is fanfic of it, there is slashfic of it. No exceptions.
Bob: I just stumbled across a Halo slashfic, I am traumatised for life.
John: Rule 34sf man.
by JoeChief June 21, 2010
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Tom Brady Tuck Rule

1. Incident made famous in the 2001 AFC Championship game in which Tom Brady appeared to fumble the ball, but the play was reversed when the officials reviewed the play and enacted the "Tuck Rule": "If a QB loses the ball before he has tucked it firmly into his body, even if his intention no longer is to throw it, the play is an incomplete pass." The Patriots went on to become Super Bowl Champions.

2. When, during an act of masturbation, unexpectedly walks in and the male perpetrator must swiftly and handily tuck their genitals in between their legs.
1. Kyle Boller was prepared to face his 5th fumble of the game when the officials mercifully enacted the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.

2. Steve's comfortable day alone in the house ended in horror when his little sister came home early and into his room, forcing a quick, desperate enactment of the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.
by Edwin December 5, 2005
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