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Roblox in Real Life

When a kid plays too much Roblox to the point of thinking parkour is called obbies, and building something is called tycoons. They tend to find people with one leg and a mouth stitched shut attractive. Their are different levels of this Roblox in Real Life,

Level 1 - Adopt Me/Obbies/Tycoons. They think that they can trade their newborn puppy for a lizard. They think that obbies are real, and or parkour is called obbies. They think tycoons exist too.

Level 2 - Bloxburg
They think they can build houses and whatever they want, they think they can get a lot of money for working for two minutes. They tend to destroy their house when they don't like it.

Level 3 - Crazy,
These kids are mad. They think coca cola restores health, they think cheeseburgers are called chez burgers, they cut off their oh and replace it with s pencil. They stitch their mouth shut. They pull out swords and kill people called them noobs. they do all of this.

Level 4 - Absolutely Insane,
They think dating is prohibited, different languages (such as Spanish or Mandarin) are just people speaking in 'tags,' they are convinced that having one leg and no head makes you rich, they think money is called robux, they even beg on the streets for free 'robux,' these kids are clinically insane. Plus they do everything in all the other levels. They even trash talk people for having brown dreads, they call that stuff 'bacon hair.'
Jayden did Roblox in real life level 4 last Tuesday.
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 6, 2022
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Roblox Ban Support

A useless support because 99.999% of the time it never works and you mostly loan 2 responses in order to be forbidden from talking to those shitty team members anymore
I got banned? This has to be a mistake! *submits an unban request* (1 hour later) They finally responded! But wait! They can't talk to me anymore! Roblox Ban Support sucks!
by BobTheStickman420 May 7, 2022
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Roblox Acorn Head

The roblox acorn head is basically a starter roblox character it has Chester hair aka acorn hair and some great clothes
assbeater420: hey stupid acorn head
acorn head: I have your ip
assbeater420: no you don’t
acorn head: (ip address here)
assbeater420: that isn’t my ip you Roblox Acorn Head lookin ass
by FrankieTheNOOB1 January 22, 2022
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ROBLOX Mining Simulator

A game in Roblox where you have to mine blocks and ores, sell them, buy new tools, buy crates, buy eggs, use codes, rebirth, and get rebirth tokens! The point is to discover a secret hidden within the ground; a quest giver! He is in the Mainland, just under the ground! It gives you a safe at the lobby after you complete its one quest. You have to type in your profile ID to get the Shiny Galacticorn, a Galacticorn or a Royal Top Hat. It depends what is your rank of getting it. Anyways, some codes are Isaac, Español, Rebirth, FutureMSOwner, Trails, and more!
Polly: So, have you mined Rainbowite before, Jennifer?
Jennifer: No, what is that?
Polly: It is an ore in ROBLOX Mining Simulator! The rarest ore! Ugh!!!
by Lol Memes ;) August 3, 2020
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Roblox car crash

Roblox car crashes are a series of (normally low quality) videos that show a dash cam of a roblox blocky car suffering an accident, such as running over NPCs or hitting another cars and shredding into pieces.
These videos are known because of using ACTUAL legitimate car accident audios found in websites such as LiveLeak, wich gives a dark comedic effect.
X: Hey have you seen this Roblox Car Crash Compilation on tiktok? It’s so funny haha!
X: please for the love of god leave me alone.
by Ungui56 December 10, 2022
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My dad is roblox

what a big noob would say when they are refused robux
noob:"WOAH U HAVE LIMITED CAN I HAVE ROUX1/1??!?1/?!/!?!?!?1/?1?!??!/!?!??1//1?!?"
me: Sorry, i only give robux to my fre-
noob: "PLS PLES PLEASE"
me:sorry bud, no.
noob:"MY DAD IS ROBLOX HE WILL BAN YOU!!11!1!1!!!!1!!"
by thegolddoggy(roblox) April 12, 2021
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Roblox Rape Hentai

our lord and savior...

commonly used between poodgeyt and shrynk on discord
Poodge "IF YOU DONT JOIN OUR CULT FOR ROBLOX RAPE HENTAI WE WILL SHANK YOU"

Random Kid on Roblox "send help"
by PoodgeYT August 4, 2019
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