Retardation

Not to be confused with retard, a derogatory term, or retardant, a common mitigating term for fire e.g fire retardant.

Retardation is another word for deterioration, usually as a medical term, but ha sheen phased out a bit due to the dergatory term retard.

The man’s mind, after the injury, had significant retardation before surgery.

by Localinstance January 12, 2026

Rythmically Retarded

A term given to one that has trouble dancing or keeping a Rhythm. Also given to those who cannot do anything at a certain pace or beat. Generally considered an insult among drummers and dancers.

Girl: -stumbles during dance routine-
Boy: Why'd you stumble on such an easy thing?
Girl: -shrugs- I guess i'm Rythmically Retarded.

Drummer 1: Dude, who is that Rythmically Retarded drummer over there?
Drummer 2: Oh, he's a n00b.

by Ianyomo March 31, 2010

Pedestrianarily Retarded

A condition where someone is incapable of flowing within a crowd and is apparently oblivous to other pedestrians around.

Oh your from Wellington New Zealand? You must be 'pedestrianarily retarded'.

by ADT123 November 1, 2010

bull-retarded

a better way of saying retarded, could also be used if you want to say "BS" and retarded at the same time. alos could relate to words like stupid, dumb,

" OMG! that project was due today! and no one told be, man this is so bull-retarded, im'a fail!

by shay gray November 3, 2010

piss retarded

someone or something that is more than just retarded, it is the extreme version or next level of retardation

person 1.

dude, i just lost a game of rock, paper, scissors to Helen Keller

person 2.
man, that is piss retarded!

by proman7777 August 21, 2011

Textual Retardation

One who is unable to express ones emotions though text

Girl: OMG! I just won a all expenses paid trip for two!! :-D do you wanna come?????

Boy: Ok cool.

Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/

by Walshy84 November 21, 2013

sphincter retardation

When your ass hole doesn't know whether it should shit or clamp up.

Bradley scared Andrew so bad that he had a case of sphincter retardation.

by Dizzy D. May 3, 2018