"Is that a man of color in my wife? call up the southern baptist church, and bring your AR 15s, we're about to go redneck on this sand nigger. "
by Prince_Ali_Enemy_Of_SBC June 11, 2024
Get the redneckmug. When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.
Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*
by Crap-tain April 20, 2025
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Get the Redneck bunnymug. Friend of mine pissed on a live wire fence. High voltage ran up the stream and he got redneck sterilization
by Jimmy Torres October 19, 2025
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Get the RedNeckmug.