randall

a massive dickwad who’s probably transgender!! he’s really gay and is probably dating a beautiful guy who’s also gay! Randall should really end his life and slit his fucking throat! he has a tiny penis but it’s really stinky! his dick is stuck in a toaster! and he probably dreams about a girl!! he fucks sheep and fondles melons! he has a kink that he turns into a kitten and gets crushed by boobies!! massive boobies!!

haiden- damn randall is a sandy randy
aderian- his pp hard

by Randall the scandal December 8, 2018

randel

Randel is the name that stupid people give to yandel. On of the best artist in reggaeton.

Stupid guy from Felix Varela HS: "i just got the newest album from 'wisin y randel'!!"
Me: "dont be such a dumbass, its wisin y YANDEL"

by NicaCop August 28, 2008

randalific

derives from the name, Randal. Used to describe something unpleasant, or disturbing.

"see that guy over there? damn, he's randalific!"

by Graham Day July 1, 2004

rand

a.
1. being wet or soppy; moist
2. vile moistness
n.
3. rotten meat
v.
4. the action of making wet, moistening; to rand, randing, randed

Her hair was very rand today.
Someone threw a chunk of rand at my face last night.
I think I may have randed my pants.

by K^2 Golden God January 27, 2008

Rand McNally

When being emo isn't enough, you become Rand McNally when you go to the extent of carving road maps into your arm with a razor.

"Man, that guy from Fall Out Boy is so Rand McNally... It's amazing he's even still alive."

by Alex J. Murphy October 22, 2006

Randalled

When you screw something up or make a very dumb mistake

When you cause and accident

Person 1: Shit I dropped all my lunch on the ground
Person 2: You really 'Randalled' that one didn't you?

by Sconns January 10, 2011

Randan

Some tall kid with a heart condition. Usually referred to as Cardiac Attack. Dates girls below five feet. Shampoos his hair in a sink.

Doc 1: He's going into cardiac arrest!
Doc 2: Not another Randan! Get the defibrillators!

by 4EvaDaHobbit May 21, 2018