Sweet Puffed Wheat

A cereal eaten as a kid by my jazz band director, Kackley. In accordance to the 2006 Jazz Band guide book, Page 1, Section 1, Subsection 1, Paragraph 1, Sentence 1, Line 1: Jazz band members are not to tell of any random stories told by Kackley during Jazz Band.

That's all I can tell you...

SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!!

(As me, Donnie, Nick, Justin, etc. are walking down the hall) SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!

by Jon (his awsomeness) September 30, 2007

pillow puffer

Someone who's constantly vaping while playing multiplayer games to keep you from watching the screen clearly.
Like throwing a pillow at you to lose concentration.

Derp: I was killing it on Goldeneye mp, Derpina got so mad she started pillow puffing like crazy. My eyes couldnt handle it so I rage quit.
Derpy: I told you she was a pillow puffer man.

by Thatonnee November 23, 2015

Powder Puff

A person who can't handle a scoop of pre-workout without spitting it everywhere.

"For god sake Aaron, you're such a powder puff! Now it's all over the bloody reception!"

by TheJax January 17, 2019

pluffy

pink and fluffy also superfitial

wow look at that pathetic useless dog how pluffy

by air_mish July 6, 2005

Cocoa Puff

Well....... Black people in general!

JOKE:
RAYP: Hey Drew, What do you call a swimming pool full of black people?
Drewy: What?
RAYP: A bowl of of God damn Cocoa Puffs!!

by RayP007 May 4, 2006

puffalump

A stuffed animal made by Fisher Price until the early 1980's. Great for humping and masturbating with.

I humping the heck out of the puffalump.

I cummed in a puffalump really hard.

by Big Man January 15, 2005

Puffer

Someone who wears 3 large, puffy winter coats and when in a locker room takes them off and admits that they are homosexual.

That kid Matt isn't really obese. He's actually a puffer.

How do you know?

We're in P.E. class. In the locker room, he took off his coats and said he was gay.

by dwermerfermerer June 18, 2013