Paintball

1.A game in which two teams of players generally anywhere from 3-10 persons seek to eliminate the opposing team by marking them with paint filled gelatin capsules that are fired from a pneumatic powered marker or "Gun". Some people play it for military simulation and others play it in x-ball or "tournament" fasion for the sport value of the game.

2. The fastest growing sport on the planet.

3. The third most popular extreme sport in the United States.

Hey guys lets go to such and such field this weekend and play some paintball! I can't wait to Pwn some Nubz!

by Uber1337pwnzor October 25, 2006

Paint Huffer

The quiet girl in the back of art class who sniffs acrylic paint. Then asks to be babysat. Usually dorky, will never get high or laid any other way.

Catherine, she be a PAINT HUFFER.

by ieatsheepsforbrunch January 17, 2009

letting the paint dry

A phrase used when a guy is taking a poop and right before he wipes, he jacks off and let's the poop on his ass cheeks dry out (without really noticing).

Dude what's taking bill so long in the bathroom?

He must have been letting the paint dry!

by C.C.R. Boss December 16, 2011

Painting

As a noun: A bunch of color (usually paint) applied onto a canvas (which resembles a white, thick piece of fabric attached to a frame). Depending on the skill of the artist and/or the taste of the viewer, it can be labeled as 'art'... Or an over-priced piece of wood, fabric, and paint.

Verb: The act of applying color (usually paint by the use of a brush) over the canvas.

Noun: The Mona Lisa is a painting which became famous because someone stole it... If you've ever been to the museum, you can see WHY it was stolen. (It's the ONLY painting that could possibly fit through the doorway. The other paintings are HUGE.)

Verb: Person A: What the hell are you doing?
Person B: Painting.
Person A: ... (Does dumping buckets of paint on a canvas count as 'painting'?)

by Ebony Chalk December 26, 2008

Finger Paint

To finger fuck a blobbing biatch - useful if you have a taste for jam (see jam eater/s), or if you have run out of teabags and Dracula is coming for tea (see Vampires teabag)

"...To finger paint is not a sin,
I put my middle finger in,
your monthly blood is what I win,
I'm in your house now let me spin..."
From RHCP's Purple Stain (Californication, 1999 Warner Bros)

by Mr Blobby October 11, 2004

Painting her nails

A common euphemism a girl may use for the act of fingering herself. Similarly, "painting her nails red" can sometimes refer to a girl fingering said cooter whilst she is menstruating.

guy #1: "So what's Sally up to tonight? Is she gonna chill with us?"
guy #2: "She said she's just staying in and painting her nails tonight. How fuckin' boring is that."
guy #1: "This is like the 3rd time this week she's blown us off to paint her nails, how many times does one person need to paint their nails?"

by leviticustard June 9, 2011

Painted Whore

1.A prostitute who wears a lot of make-up and has sex for money.

2. Referenced in the hit television drama "Supernatural", season 6 episode 15 "The French Mistake".

3. A promiscuous women who compromises people for personal gain.

1."Oh crap, I'm a painted whore" -Dean Winchester

2."Why do painted whore's wear so much make-up?"

by Peter Winchester August 31, 2012