its sick, little kids fucking is sick!
though, being 15, i wish i could see some 15 year old porn...
but the real young shit is fucking SICK!
though, being 15, i wish i could see some 15 year old porn...
but the real young shit is fucking SICK!
by jim July 20, 2008
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2. A LAN network used for the sole purpose of trading porn at a LAN party.
2. A LAN network used for the sole purpose of trading porn at a LAN party.
by Terlanis August 9, 2003
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Whilst Dave was waiting for the code load to finish, he entertained his work mates thinking nobody could see his small porn.
Then he went for a cigarette.
Then he went for a cigarette.
by hopwon March 9, 2009
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Nine times out of ten, people just look at it for luaghs.
Nine times out of ten, people just look at it for luaghs.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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"Oh, and "Porn for Preschoolers"? Woo alliteration. Is that how you spell it? Hmmm... I think that'd market well, especially a little further into the future. Little kids emulate their older siblings who emulate the media, so if we put a lot of messages about porn and it's benefits on tv and the radio, we'd soon be able to reach that difficult preschool audience. Then, "Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like HOTCAKES!!! By the way, what the hell is a hotcake? And I haven't bought one ever, so I really think that phrase needs to be updated.
Hmmmmm... Sell like... What sells? IPods? Everyone seems to have one nowadays... damned things... What else? OH OH! Drugs. Perfect.
"Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like drugs."
"Oh, and "Porn for Preschoolers"? Woo alliteration. Is that how you spell it? Hmmm... I think that'd market well, especially a little further into the future. Little kids emulate their older siblings who emulate the media, so if we put a lot of messages about porn and it's benefits on tv and the radio, we'd soon be able to reach that difficult preschool audience. Then, "Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like HOTCAKES!!! By the way, what the hell is a hotcake? And I haven't bought one ever, so I really think that phrase needs to be updated.
Hmmmmm... Sell like... What sells? IPods? Everyone seems to have one nowadays... damned things... What else? OH OH! Drugs. Perfect.
"Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like drugs."
by Shove It October 20, 2005
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"man did you see that new nugget porn that came out? Dude got done with the girl and tossed her and the bag over his shoulder and walked away"
by DevilDog3235 September 7, 2009
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by Alex Stockwell July 27, 2009
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