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poop nugget

a small, but highly significant, payload of poop or 'turdulation' which is expelled, emitted, dropped, pitched, left, released, extruded, or otherwise de-ass-ified from one's rear 'port'.

Always firm (or it would be called a 'poop toothpaste' or a 'poop ribbon', it is usually deep chocolate brown in color and highly aromatic in a thoroughly barfulated manner.

It is sometimes used as a name of deep affection or admiration.
I just dropped a poop nugget.
I have contributed many poop nuggets to the local ecology.
Oy, there's a poop nugget in my socks!
and
You are quite a poop nugget, Mr. President.
(In French accent like Pepe LePew) Mah darleeng, you are such a beautiful poupe nougat! I am mahd for you, ma petite poopoux!
by Barnegat Blummis December 8, 2006
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Poop Code

The unwritten ethical code established at office buildings or other places of employment where multiple restrooms allow for the banning poops to be taken in specified restrooms, thus allowing others to avoid smelling your nasty dumps during business hours. Poop code is often designated to restrooms near high-volume traffic areas, or those within close proximity to a break room where meals are prepared and/or eaten. Poop code should only be violated in cases of emergency such as: extreme mud-butt, or volcanic ass.
Damn it! I went to the 7th floor break room to eat my tiny pizza, but someone broke poop code and I lost my appetite. I'll bet it was that hobo-looking-mother-fucker!
by Tiny Pizza March 15, 2011
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Poop Fever

The condition one feels when the urge to defacate becomes so overbearing that: arm hairs stand up, sweat on the upper lip begins to accumulate, stomach growls, and the anus begins to pucker and relax uncontrolably.
The battle of wills between a human and his/her bunghole exploding.
John said he came down with the Poop Fever this morning about half way through his cardio workout.
by stub2006 April 21, 2007
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poop clock

The schedule one's body sets for its regular bowel movements. This schedule can be shifted to very inconvenient times by traveling to different timezones, or dramatic changes in diet or daily activities.
I can't sleep in on my days off because my internal poop clock is permanently set to 6:30a.m.
by butlerj March 5, 2011
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Poop Jacking

Cody has been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He is probably poop jacking.
by tituslamar April 2, 2013
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poop shack

The term used to describe a minecraft house built by jacob. Typiclly of high quality with the addition of greifing by e
person 1: are you gonna go to... to.... your... POOP SHACK!! person 2: IT IS NOT A POOP SHACK.
by amnoagrass December 10, 2020
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Poop sock

poop sock

sock that u put poopie in
by Mark Zuckerburg not lizard March 11, 2019
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