Painting some sea dragons

A rather obscure term for wanking. Supposedly originated in Australia.

When they asked me about why I put ‘painting some sea dragons’ on my resume, I told them it was part of the scholastic art competition.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

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Get the Painting some sea dragonsmug.

clown paint

face paint that is worn by people who don't listen to black metal. often made poorly with dried white paint and crusty eyeliner.

person 1: *lip sings to a slipknot song while wearing supposed corpse paint*

person 2 to person 3: wow they're wearing clown paint..

by professionalAssEater November 29, 2022

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Get the clown paintmug.

The blank, extremely prolonged, empty, silent stare that boomers give you when you do something they dislike. The delayed reaction is likely caused by brain damage from years of lead paint inhalation.

When I asked that old man to please stop trying to skip me in line, I got hit with the lead paint stare for a good 45 seconds.

by Cheeztaem February 6, 2024

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Czechoslovakian spray paint

The Czechoslovakian spray paint is the process of sealing the anus of your sexual partner with duct tape and making them eat nothing but Mexican food for up to 7 days. Once they are at their bursting point point their anus at the wall you want to paint and rip the tape of in one foul swoop and watch as a new vote of paint is applied

“Hey James Jessica came over to my house last night and we agreed on a time next week for hey to paint my room with a Czechoslovakian spray paint”

by Snow_Mexican July 13, 2022

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Indian finger painting

When you finger a woman when she is on her period. You take your bloody finger and draw on her or yourself.

My girlfriend just started her period so we tried Indian finger painting thats when you finger a woman when she is on her period. You take your bloody finger and draw on her or yourself.

by juan Carlos 69 October 9, 2015

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