Puppy

A stupid yet adorable creature that you constantly have to watch Feed and care for. This creature requires long walks Food and constant attention. They’re the best thing at first Until you have cleaned their shit off the carpet to many times. You can’t leave them outside for two seconds by them self or else they will either break the door bark really loud or destroy your yard. They have infinite energy . And will get the fuck on your nerves. So if you’re planning to get a dog don’t fucking do it

Kid- Dad can we get a puppy

Dad- fuck no because in the end who’s going to pay for his food and clean up his shit

Kid- Dad stop using the f word as a coma

by Badass204 September 25, 2019

Puppy poking

When you are too lazy to fuck the dog.

Harry: What is Tyler doing?
Joe: He's puppy poking. That guy is way too lazy to just fuck the dog.

by Macknoel November 20, 2009

Puppy Hugger

when your friend loves dogs. like has 50 dogs at home and treats all of them equally and asks for them every birthday and christmas. very cool

A: Yea my friends a real Puppy Hugger

B: what does that mean?

A: they love dogs

by Tesco_Meal_Deal November 4, 2022

Sammy puppy

Sammy puppy is the best pupper out there. I love my Sammy puppy. Sam in general is the best person you’ll ever meet. 100 % guaranteed. He is so kind caring and loyal and wants nothing but the best for you. His smile will kill you in an instant. It’s so contagious and his laugh will make your day. He lights up a room and everyone LOVES him. His hair is so fluffy and amazing. If very tempting to play with. He has the most beautiful brown eyes that you can just get lost in all day. He is so loving and VERY ROMANTIC. Once you open him up, you’ll find it to be completely worth it as his love for you is unconditional and he will never judge you. You can trust him with all your secrets and whenever he isn’t around you won’t feel complete as a person. You need a Sam in your life. If you have one KEEP HIM.

Sammy puppy is the best baby boy I know🥰

by Ilovesammyboy123 November 21, 2021

Puppies

Another name for toes. Derived from the name dogs, which is a name for foot. In New York City, it is referred as gay to touch puppies. Puppies can be abbreviated to pups.

Can you believe that some people have 11 puppies. That’s crazy!

by 716pups July 26, 2019

puppy guts

great on the grill if you add a little salt to them they'll be just right i prefer rat terrier guts over pitbull but it's great on a kabob

i like fried puppy guts

by sumi dumi September 24, 2020

Dirty Puppy

When you meet a girl for a day and in that short while you all have kinky sex using dog related toys.

Remember that guy I met the other day,he treated me like such a “dirty puppy.”

by Grapfruit January 3, 2021