polish blowout

When you're having anal sex with your partner in the doggystyle position and unbeknownst to you they have been constipated so when you pull out they blow shit all over your stomach.

Man last night was fun with Ashley..only problem was that as I didn't think anal would cause a polish blowout.."

by Bigboy1873 June 9, 2017

polish sqeezebox

An act involving inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina and an entire fist into the woman's anus.

I gave your mother the ol' polish sqeezebox last night.

by Johnny2Balls June 12, 2017

polish bbq

An orgy

I can't go to dinner tonight because I have a Polish BBQ

by TheRealBergerKing July 8, 2017

the polish poof

When you are of polish decent and have an excessively wavy to moderately wavy large hair

The polish poof is out of control today, my hair is the size of a house.

by Philumup April 20, 2018

hot dog polisher

someone who loves sucking hot dogs as in penisis.

Jose wanting off work early and ask the boss. Joke ly I said go polish his hot dog and may be you will get off work early

Jose is the biggest hot dog polisher we have.

by Plotchman November 10, 2017

Polish knuckle biter

When the outcome is obvious.
The opposite of suspenful.
Predictable.

Johnny is going to wrestle a bear. This is going to be a real polish knuckle biter.

by Burt Macklin, FBI November 12, 2017

polish farewell

When you deploy overseas for the military, and your girlfriend fucks around while you're gone. So you eat nothing but sausage and sauerkraut for nine months, and then go shit on her driveway before ringing her doorbell and running away.

"Hey, Josh is back from Afghanistan. His girlfriend cheated on him while he was gone, so he gave her a Polish farewell when he got back. Fucking classic."

by Veebs December 7, 2017