wank packet

A former vessel of snack goods such as 'chips' or Haribo which has been emptied and substituted for tissue roll or a condom in the event of an untimely 'free' wank.
Typically made of plastic. Often the corners are torn to allow more room to aim the wank.

"You're a wank packet."

by wordcount September 8, 2014

nice pecker

a compliment of having a large , nice looking penis

dang zack you have a nice pecker

by nice pecker April 21, 2016

twinkie packet

A man who is incapable of using a condom properly, it ends up spitting. (insult)

Look at you! Your dad is a Twinkie packet, you're a mistake!

by Jacob Marley April 10, 2017

Kyle Parker

He is a Montreal Canadiens fan (God help him) who likes to steal yo girl

That guys such a Kyle Parker

by KENNY THE THICCC BOI January 6, 2018

Kodey parker

A boss gamer

Kodey parker is such a good gamer on gta 5

by MATT A GOD February 18, 2018

Peter Parker

Verb

Synonymous with the verb variations of Tom Holland and the clean version of Spider-man

To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or wind blowing a character away after being badly burned in a cartoon

My phone Peter Parkered and I need to call my boss in five minutes!

by spittingfactsandspillingtea December 1, 2018

sydney parker

A girl that is one of a kind special, absolutely stunning and beautiful. Can sing like an angel and cares about people she loves. Has a personality that is indescribable and a smile that is contagious.

Wow Sydney Parker is an amazing person.

by Her bestfriend 19 February 27, 2019