soft often

Like a soft open, but with no meat

The new vegan cafe is doing a soft often this week - can't wait to try the chick'n

by captainnuggts December 3, 2024

soft-on

a "soft-on" is when the male penis fills with blood but not enough that would make the penis begin to get erect. The penis swells - but there's no visible elevation yet.

I was thinking about this babe at school and the teacher called me to the chalkboard. Luckily i only had a soft-on so I could stand up and walk to the board without being embarrassed.

by belairjeff December 9, 2022

soft hook

regular day job and hooks at nite and on the side

not a regular hooker, shes a soft hook

by nick the December 4, 2022

soft get

UK slang phrase, to look daft or silly.

Used to define a person doing something weird or looking silly, usually when trying to appear funny to friends or family.

“Get out of it ya soft get”
“Stop it ya daft get, you look like a knobhead”

by Bugingy February 4, 2023

Soft Rat

Like a dry snitch but instead of telling on someone indirectly through loud speech, a soft rat tells on someone without realizing there are doing it.

Nooney is a soft rat because he brought up a secret in front of bree without knowing he did it.

by Breezyndhasone January 24, 2023

Super Soft Serve

The poop that comes out fast and soft after the "hard hat" tip of the turd passes through the rectum.

Wow! That came out some super soft serve. Good thing there was a hard hat on it!

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

Soft Waft

The dialogue starter with someone whom you need something from in a non threatening fashion.

I soft wafted my boss about that Adam Sandler concert this coming weekend, she said go for it!

by anonymous October 9, 2023