vibe job

Putting your phone on vibrate and resting it on your gens while in a text conversation.
Lucy: "I hate you, and I'm never gonna do anything for you ever again."

Murphy: "Well aren't you wrong, your giving me a vibe job right now."
by newschannel June 10, 2009
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Grim Job

1. The name for a person who has a Mohawk and comes from Leeds
2. The name for a person who acts like a twat to his mates
3. An adjective for a really bad rim job
1. "What time is it Grim Job?"
"Ten -tut- three!"
2. I'm off now, I'm not gonna stick around after my lectures
3. You farted!!
by Tevage November 11, 2008
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Lacto-job

It is sort of like a blowjob for girls tits, sucking, licking and blowing her nipples to give her a wild sensation.
after catalina gave me a blow job i gave her a lacto-job!
by Rasta666 May 18, 2008
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That is not my job

It’s another word for oh hell na it’s originated from Nickelodeon drake and josh’s manger Helen
Lottie-“Get my food
Chelsey-“That is not my job “
by ChelseyandLottie.xo May 17, 2019
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Job Blocking

When a dude interups another guy while that guy is speaking to a lady about his line of work by topping his job.
Guy: So I'm an investor on Wall Street.
Lady:Oh, how interesting.
Dude: Well I'm a Chicago city Firefighter.
Lady: Wow, a firefighter! Oh I bet you save lives and everything!
Guy: Yo man. Stop the Job Blocking!
by Rick Da' Lingquist October 07, 2009
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job-hoard

A "retired" individual who already collects a fat pension but refuses to quit working at a good job, thus (unintentionally) robbing a young adult of a decent job opportunity. In order to meet the criteria of a job-hoard, an individual must own a home fully, be experiencing no financial pressures and have a combined pension income that equals or exceeds what a young adult would earn working 80 hours per week at a job that pays at or near minimum wage.

Retirees who truly need the money are not the target of this definition.

Younger people have already inherited a shattered economy, impossible real estate prices, and an overall inability to provide genuine opportunities for their future families. Compounding this are financially-secure folks who have a perceived need for more money.

The above definition is not meant to be ageist, as there are many younger "retirees" hoarding jobs too.
job-hoarder - " I worked for the government for 30 years, I get a nice pension and this job gives me something to do so I don't get bored, did I mention I've got a house for sale "

young person - " I wish I could find something full-time, my wife and I want to have kids someday but we can't afford it, and forget a pension, that'll NEVER happen"

job-hoard - " Don't worry there young feller, I'm sure you'll find somethin "
by p5150 December 25, 2009
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Sob Job

The act of receiving a blowjob while the person sucking thy dick is crying.
We were fighting all night and in an attempt to make it better, she gave me a sob job.
by Karatherealbitch May 15, 2013
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