by sukebe September 19, 2004
The premise that if an underage girl is old enough to count, she is old enough to have sex with. In most countries though, acting upon this notion constitutes as statutory rape.
"Hey check out that babe over there, she's totally giving me the eye."
"Yeah but she's only like 7 years old"
"Hey man, old enough to count, old enough to mount."
"Yeah but she's only like 7 years old"
"Hey man, old enough to count, old enough to mount."
by Lars Blackman October 15, 2011
Hey man didn't that crazy one eyed chick on the street corner over there go to your old school. I think she's selling drugs... maybe she can hook us up.
by ?..?..?987 May 26, 2010
Someone who can Skim Stones across the water - further than you ! (And who resembles all of the above !!)
by JimB. February 20, 2011
An old dog is a Targeted Individual who has survived years of being gangstalked. He has endured night after night of sexual attraction tests, he or she has been treated like a pervert, offered a virtual person to react to sexually, they are masturbated people "7" with a cord (yellow and black) attaches the genitals, they are asked to make imaginary love with the evoked potential person. The TI is punished for feeling pleasure.
by TIexperience September 07, 2019
Old brick kids are scumbags according to memorial kids. But this is true cause memorial kids are more fun at partys, have hotter chicks, and better sports teams. Brick memorial- 1 old brick - 0
by Jdubs15 May 17, 2014