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Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brainpower you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single-handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly, if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again.
by NotFunnyIDidn'tLaugh October 26, 2020
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Peter Griffin Funnies

Joe: Hey peter your Peter Griffin Funnies were funny
Peter: Yes my peter griffin funny was funny
by Joe swanson (real) April 25, 2022
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Funny meme moment

When an epic ting happen omg do cool
by jamieweal December 7, 2020
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jteller funny

davis: hi john!
john: jteller funny
davis: maybe you're right
by mikejebs December 26, 2021
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Funny

No you were crying like a bitch a second ago. I don't cry like a bitch when I'm right about things.
Hym "Fake laugh in response to a real boner. You're still not doing it to that pornstar that admitted to having a rape fetish. It isn't funny. It is something you are perfectly willing to defend when women do it. It's trying to control men's sexuality, how they have to think, and whether or not under the false pretense of ironic justice. It is and always has been GENDER BASED FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION. Women get to do it. Men do not. That the person making this arbitration IS NOT AN AUTHORITY. But they are both allowing and/or actively stealing my shit."
by Hym Iam April 8, 2025
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funnies

A privately traded stock reflecting the current capacity to entertain and/or cause a laughter.
Yo you made me laugh, you just longed the funnies my guy.
Wow, Dylan is totally shorting the funnies.
by anonymous April 30, 2021
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Infinite Funny Theorem

1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion

2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
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