hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again

a harry styles x louis tomlinson fan fiction that will break your soul <3

hey have you read, hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again?

by eatcarrotswh0re September 7, 2020

shut your mean green crispy clean lime licking booty bean up

SHUT UPPPPPP

JERRY: im better than all of you

JASON: shut your mean green crispy clean lime licking booty bean up

by anonymous October 9, 2021

lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant

The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.

i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.

by beanwrangler December 11, 2011

Clean bangin

Northern Irish term for something being disgusting.

English- The weather outside is terrible.
Northern Irish- clean bangin out der

English - That smells is horrible.
Northern Irish - That smells clean bangin

by Masseyfergusonby&johndeerehey August 21, 2014

clean breaker

When you’re taking a shit and are able to break the log off without leaving any shit residue behind on your asshole.

“Damn, I had a clean breaker! I didn’t need to use any toilet paper at all!”

Or

“Man, I wasn’t able to shit the whole log out before I broke it off and now I have shit on my asshole. I was hoping for a clean breaker but now I’m gonna have to wipe my asshole a lot!”

by Framer June 10, 2018

Piss Cleaned

When you have someone over to impress, so you piss on the brown stain in your toilet to get rid of it before they see it.

She had to go to the bathroom, thank god i piss cleaned that nasty stain before she saw it.

by ZeusSeesAll521 November 14, 2022

Cleaning

1. The act of removing dirt
2. The act of making a place neat and tidy

We should start cleaning up this mess

by Moshi fanboy January 30, 2024