pirate ninja

A ninja who has inherited some of the qualities of pirates, a typical example being their boldness (as ninjas are typically known for being stealthy at all times).
"That dude just killed twenty men without any warning, then ran off with all their women!"
"Fuckin' nuts!"
"Fuckin' pirate ninja"
by AtmaDragon August 15, 2005
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ninja shit

Any persons, male or female, who deposits fecal matter that has such strong nauseating odor that he/she has to lift the front of their shirt to cover their nose, therefore resembling a ninja.
"Man, after I ate all of that limberger and ice cream I had to run to the bathroom and take a smelly ninja shit.
by Reggy Reigns April 21, 2005
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my ninja

Under cover way of saying"my nigga"
Usually used in sensitive racial settings and accepted by most races and mutually understood.
Wut u do last nite my ninja
by bruNiCC March 19, 2016
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Ninja Hangover

A hangover that is not evident upon waking up in the morning, but dominates your life two hours later.
At sunrise Joel bounced out of bed, gathered a crew up for brunch, sat down at the table, and proceeded to have his day destroyed by a ninja hangover that he had been harboring all along.
by chiTNR April 22, 2011
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Ninja Opening

While trying to open a beer bottle at a party, you notice there are no bottle openers. So you use something at the host's house to open the bottle while breaking something in the process.
Phil: Hey Brit how did you open that bottle?
Brit: I just ninja opened it (ninja opening) on Christina's fence, i totally chipped a piece of the fence off.
by PhilipMolo February 15, 2010
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Tech Ninja

The title given to the Asian guy you work with who is responsible for fixing the computer problems of his incompetent coworkers even though it isn't in his job description.
Damnit this printer won't print...TECH NINJA...I need your help.
by Incompetent non-Asian coworker November 01, 2012
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gchat ninja

One who consistently maintains his or her gchat status as invisible in order to 1. avoid unwanted chatting and/or 2. prevent others from knowing he or she is online, yet regularly initiates conversations with others when he or she feels up for it.
Caitlin hates unnecessary chatting and people knowing where she is, even when she's checking her gmail account. She is such a gchat ninja.
by mez337 February 28, 2010
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