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neither three nor four

(work) not done properly; (person) not qualified to do certain things; not decent company
He is not a proper plumber; your toilet will be neither three nor four if you let him do the plumbing for you.
by Y Zeng October 5, 2003
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Neighbourhood

A commonly used fifa celebration in pro clubs. Used by tall, big, black players to intimidate your opponent as they stare into the camera
Oh shit what a goal mate!
Yeah, let’s do neighbourhood and intimidate them!
by floody the twix bunner July 14, 2019
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Not Neil

A Not Neil is one of the worst people you'll ever meet. They claim to be an artisit but they ain't. Not Neils are very shy but do try to open up and when they do you want to shoot them in the face. They are obsessed with watching anime and would try to get them to watch it with you, but you wouldn't want to. If you ever see a Not Neil in the wild take action immediately and burn the nest. Once the hive queen is dead the Not Neil drones woud soon fall as well.
Person 1: Hey is that a Not Neil
Person 2: My god it is. DEPLOY THE TROOPS.
by NOOB676 February 6, 2019
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butch a neigh

to ensnare an unlucky victim between a sweaty t shirt and the attackers greasy belly. the attacker then screams out butch a neigh! this event usually takes place after a long session in the gym or sports hall.
"that lad just got butch a neighed!"

"i regret to inform you that your son has died from a fatal butch a neigh"

"im not going to sports hall tonight incase i get butch a neighed."

"BUTCH A NEIGH!"
by absolutemenech October 1, 2009
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Neil

A fat shit, that stays home all day and complains about his wife, is know to break up with you and date your sister. And takes steroids Daily.
by Xxnxx420 March 18, 2017
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sweaty neighbor

1. American Version - A sexual act wherein the male is penetrating the female anus causing an orgasm in the female. The female, preferably a squirter, will then projectile ejaculate causing her vagina to look like a sweaty neighbor to the anus.

2. British Version - A sexual act involving 2 females and 1 male wherein the females are in position 69 and the male is penetrating either girls anus causing an orgasm in the female. The female, preferably a squirter, will then projectile ejaculate on the girls face who is between her legs causing her to look like a sweaty neighbor.

3. Alcohol Version - The Sweaty Neighbor is also a name for the alcoholic mixture of beer and wine: preferably a budweiser can would be half emptied (by consumption only) and the remaining space would be filled with white wine. This combination is hereby known as The Sweaty Neighbor.
1. American Version - "Yo, I was fucking this chick in the ass and she squirted all over the place and her sweaty neighbor was dripping like a fountain!"

2. British Version - "Bloody Hell! My flatmate Sheila and I were bandied up with another fit bird and I was buggering her as Sheila ate at her exquisite naff when all of a sudden she went off and poofed all over Sheila's face. My flatmate was left looking like the sweaty neighbour."

3. Alcohol Version - "Oh man, I think I was drinking Sweaty Neighbors that night that I threw up spaghetti all over your mom's dress."
by Brec S. and Erin Q. May 29, 2008
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John O'Neil

Needle Dick, a person that suffers from needle dick syndrome. usually has a very small and thin penis, like a needle
haha you have a John O'Neil
by needlefick December 18, 2012
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