Nasty Dark Crystal

is a woman who has graduated beyond the white trash phase and metamorphed into a greasy, puss-filled piece of anal cheeze. She has multiple lovers mainly including animals such as dogs, rats, and gerbils. She has low self-esteem and gets her jolly's from crappin' her panties and smelling her fingers. You can find her beggin' for change under the Atlantic City boardwalk and performing sexual favors for a vile of crack.

Yo bro, you bang that chick and your dick is not only going to fall off....but it will create a secondary demon head full of warts when you touch that Nasty Dark Crystal!!!

by Captain Jack-Mehoff July 28, 2010

Dog Nasty

When someone breaks wind and it smells very potent, similar to that of a wet dog but much worse.

" aarrrr fuckin smell that ye cunt, its a Dog Nasty "

by John Gaskell March 25, 2004

pimp nasty

when a black guy tries to be a pimp but hes got no money and charges his hoes 40% because they dont get any work

Person 1: Hey look at that poor black guy in the blue suit
Person 2: Yea he looks pimp nasty

by diego montoya November 2, 2007

nasty

Foul tasting student drink made of lager, cider and blackcurrant. See also, diesel

Brett drank 4 pints of Nasty through his nose but had to stop as his nose started bleeding.

by Nick May 21, 2004

nasty ass

one who professes a large amount of bullshit and talking out of one's ass to make oneself seem smarter. One who is a complete pervert and like to cyber/talk to random people. one who is completely disgusting looking,wears one shirt everday, and has a large stache with achne.yumm!

Dom Piazza is an extreme nasty ass! eeww.

by smart peeps. May 15, 2007

Shag Nasty

Someone or something that's so mean that they will fight or act with merciless intent to get want they want or accomplish.

Did see Alan in that fight? Yeah, I don't want to mess with him because he's freaking shag nasty when he gets in a scuffle.

by Tribal_Warfare July 6, 2010

Nice Nasty

The act of doing one thing and not the other; One who accepts the worse and complains about the best, a backwards thinker, a walking paradox, completing a task and leaving out the most important part, doing something totally backwards, ignoring priorities of major importance and acknowledging the minor.

Justin is Nice Nasty because he didn't wipe his ass but he had the nerve to wash his hands.

He's Nice Nasty because he'd happily eat any kind of feces as long as it had brown sugar on it.

by Mugsy X November 1, 2011