SALTS

Smiled
A
Little
Then
Stopped

Usually used when texting. When something is a little funny but not funny enough to actually laugh out loud so you use “SALTS” instead.

by Aye Yuh Chicken Nugget August 19, 2020

Salt

Cocaine

Hey ya got any salt

(Bob) yup don’t forget to pay your tab Friday or ya fucked ma boy

by Bathtub toaster strudels January 14, 2022

SALTS

Smiled-A-Little-Then-Stopped

I honestly saw this on tik tok then thought to put it here at 1:00 AM :) Also it's kinda like lol but less funny.

*Someone sends you a tik tok that's not THAT funny*

You reply with SALTS

by stinkietoes June 10, 2020

post salt clarity

When you realize something after you chill out.

Person 1: God I don't want to deal with this.
*3 hours later*
Person 1: Oh that was probably really easy. Stupid post salt clarity.

by logan2611 July 28, 2021

Sea Salt

Tells superheroes what to do & if they don’t listen, gets super mad.

*Eve is dying*
Mark: SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT
Lonely guy: Aw such a strong bond 🩷

by futuresponJ April 29, 2025

Usain Salt

When someone is super quick to get upset about something.

Why are you so upset?! I said it like 2 seconds ago Usain Salt.

by HoOdehZA November 20, 2017

Salts

Smiled a little then stopped
(LOL and LMAO' s older more mature sibling)

Person 1: I accidentally licked my socks and threw the ice cream in the washing machine brooo
Person 2:...oh. Salts.

by dani.babe September 30, 2022