Facebook Muscles

(n) When someone says stuff on their wall, others wall, and or private message that they would never say in person.
(v) The act of messaging or posting on a wall, that would never be said in person.

(adj) ex: The guy hit on a girl by posting how hot she is on her photo in facebook, but when they got together he coward away. "Man that guy has facebook muscles".

by usmcvince January 18, 2012

Masturbation Muscle

When a male has fapped so much, that one arm is bigger than the other one.

Guy 1 "Dude how did Daniel get so buff?"

Guy 2 "Look at his arm."

Guy 2 "It's because he tones his Masturbation Muscle."

Daniel "No! I just workout."

by Lifewithaknife November 1, 2011

Biscuit muncher

one who spends a lot of time in meetings drinking coffee and eating biscuits. Usually spending more time on managing the biscuit rota than on anything that is actually constructive in terms of the problem or problems at hand.

"OMG, thats the fifth meeting today. &*cking biscuit munchers!"

by gobby_lad May 6, 2015

Turd Muncher

A person who you don't like but can't quite hate

"Dude! Our Gay Uncle Evan is such… such a… um… such a Turd Muncher!"

by Too Tun Tonto July 24, 2016

On the muscle

Meaning a horse that is very fit and ready to race.

She was on the muscle going up to the paddock

by Witchyfeeling January 15, 2019

carpet muncher

A person who likes to perform oral sex
on a woman.

THAT dude a carpet muncher cause he
be eating pussy all day.

by bog April 8, 2006

curry muncher

Wames and Wustin
Someone who brings microwaveable curry everywhere, all they talk about is curry, they harvest curry, they have posters of their favorite curry on their bedroom wall, they have group talks about curry, and live in a giant teepee making funny noises
Primarily these beasts consist of Wames and Wustin..however there is one lesser known curry muncher, dav dav

shit bro look curry munchers, wait is that Wames and Wustin?
whoah did you hear Liam got hit in the face

by totallynotJimbob-Bro November 1, 2007