tard muff

Someone who does really stupid stuff

"Joel was yelling at Gavin bit Joel was not making any sense" Joel was being a Tard muff

by It.me February 17, 2024

pussy muffs

When you lay down and then two naked ladies rub their pussies on your ears at the same time.

Last night at a bachelor party my buddy John had the strippers give home pussy muffs.

by Johnny Burk May 10, 2018

muff sweats

A sweating muff

His dick was that big it gave her the muff sweats

by Vincel February 17, 2019

muff cabbage

Is a new jersey woman with an extremely hairy vagina

this woman vagina is a muff cabbage

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

muff climb

When a girl hangs from a rafter or a rope while having oral sex performed on her by someone else also hanging from from said rope/rafter.

I saw a super hot video of two girls muff climbing.

by ZaFeesh April 22, 2017

muff forrest

A condition to which the public region has been shaved too often resulting in quicker thicker growth that couldn't be plowed down even by a chainsaw

Her muff forrest was so thick I felt like a character in Lost

by Angel 33 October 6, 2016

muff cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You muff cabbage, go back to New Jersey!

by erye777 October 19, 2010