a vagina that has a grip so powerful that it is life changing. monster moose have the ability to make even the most cold-hearted catch feelings. a monster moose can make anyone nut in about 3 seconds.
“man, i was fucking becky last night and that girl had a monster moose so powerful i nutted 500,000 times”
by 666harrystyles420 September 08, 2022
by Yearofthecat March 26, 2020
When you are expecting to have a great day at work and you walk into a complete mess because your buddy moose hasn't done anything in years.
by Culatr January 17, 2018
"Donnie thats a nice moose apple you have there."
by Donnie Mooseapple February 01, 2014
A Druid in Moonkin form on World of Warcraft. Long running joke of the guild Musket Ears, following a series of events on Ventrilo.
Person A: What are they doing? Waving their arms around, being useless while you do all the work!
Person B: What the hell are you talking about?
Person A: Get that Chicken Moose to do something!
Others: LOLS
Person B: What the hell are you talking about?
Person A: Get that Chicken Moose to do something!
Others: LOLS
by Mr. Xerox August 04, 2009
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a reference to a Harry Potter fan-fiction(word credit to "alwaysbutneverright"). It was used when Lucius/Draco Malfoy wanted to tell the girls they loved how they felt but were too scared.
I love/like you.
I love/like you.
by HeyThereBrownEyes February 16, 2012