morning glory

an asian store that sells all those annoying japenese and korean characters on every single fucking item that you could ever think of.

*with asian accent* yo mannnn let's go play DDR at Morning Glory!!!!!!!!!

by truth December 26, 2004

mornington crescent

Fictional game played by Londoners of a certain background, intended to intimidate an outsider to their social clique. The aim to to pretend you are playing to a set of complex rules which are never explained.

Players take turns to name an underground station, the "winner" is the first to "reach" Morninton Crescent, at which point they enthusiastically shout the name of this station. If the outsider attempts to join in, they shout him down, giving a look of abject scorn.

It can be played on internet message boards, derailing a serious thread by posting a comment with the name of an underground station in bold. Then consecutive users will start posting otherwise irrelevant comments with more station names bolded, until someone simply posts in bold capitals "MORNINGTON CRESCENT"!!!!!

SUBJECT - CONGESTION CHARGING
<Fred231> I hate the congestion charge, it costs so much to go into the City
<Bob456>But public transport is also expensive, it costs me a bomb to get to Charing Cross each day.
<Ed34>My granny lives near *Old Street*
<HotChick765>I bought a Parrot from *Leicester Square*
<ZeroCool4723>MORNINGTON CRESCENT!!!!!!!!121!!234!!!!

and the thread is derailed.

by Mahmhn May 24, 2009

Saturday Morning

This is the act of eating cereal out of a vagina. It usually takes place while watching cartoons in your pjs.

Bobby was partaking in a "saturday morning" with Sandy while enjoying a rousing episode of the Smurfs. He later puked it back up into her mouth. (puking is optional!)

by John Wilder January 9, 2007

morning glory

a mans 'early morning joy', often rudely awakening the wife, girlfriend or some slag they picked up a few hours before.

His morning glory was as appealing as his morning breath

by Muffy, Bucca and MC January 27, 2003

asian morningface

when one wakes up with very squinty eyes making them have the appearance of an asian

Hey, tyler had the worst asian morningface at kegs and eggs!

by Christopher Bizub May 4, 2007

t'morning

the time in the day between night and morning (usually between 2 and 5am) that can only be reached when one has stayed up all night

Wow, I drank too much coffee, I'm going to be up until t'morning!

by AET June 5, 2005

morning musume

Proof that a large segment of the population of Japan needs to turn off their televisions and take a long walk out of doors while thinking carefully about the heritage they will be bestowing upon future generations. The girls/media darlings/masturbatory fantasies who comprise the group are not expected to "sing" or "dance" in the ordinary senses of the words; rather, their relentless appearances on television and radio is meant to deaden the souls of those few individuals who still have one. In the larger scheme of things, Morning Musume helps make a handful of rich people richer while perpetuating, if not exacerbating, the nation's endemic molestation of young girls on crowded trains.

1 - (at the supermarket)

"Morning Musume on the radio AGAIN! I just want to buy some fermented soybeans and pickled ginger shreds in peace! My god , I have to get out of this country!"

2 -

Taro: "Have you seen the cover of the latest Mo-Musu single? The cross-eyed one is so cute and do-able!"

Masahiro: "You really are a depraved fucker, aren't you Taro-kun? Tell you what - the next time you reveal your sickness to me I am going to beat you into a coma with a copy of 'Lolita', wakarimashita ka?"

by Capa Boobarang December 26, 2008