James May

When something or someone is so bad at driving that they somehow manage to stay completely still to the molecular level

Aaron: *pussies out halfway through a powerslide*
Chaz: OMFG, Aaron you are such a James May

by gopnik1163 July 2, 2023

Brian may

The best guitarist ever, honestly adorable too

My friend: who is brian May
Me: the best guitarists ever 🎸

by Red-special_guitar April 9, 2020

No Masturbation May

The month where the beating of the dick or self penetration of the vagina is forbidden

R1:Yo it no no masturbation may
R2:Dammit

by keepscrollingkeeplooking April 19, 2020

May 2nd

May 2nd is international codeine day. Everybody should either sip lean or drop codeine pills on this day and smoke weed with it.

"Bro it's may 2nd. Fill up that double cup and spark up a blunt, Im coming over!"
"Hell yeah slide over to my crib. Hurry!"

by Perz n molly for breakfast May 2, 2020

May 9

Release date of Feel Good Inc. by Gorillaz. It is a national holliday.

Person 1- "Hey dude, it's may 9th!"
Person 2- "Happy birthday Feel good inc!"

by kiwster May 9, 2020

May 10

May 10th is national send dick pick day.

Hey its May 10 you have to send me a dick pick!

by itstrueG May 10, 2020

May 29th

The day where Daniel’s gf sends him very nice but haram pics:)

It’s may 29th send pic

by Hihi oni May 29, 2020