Matthew

A coon/nigger, and gay

Person: Oh no it’s Matthew

Me: Get that nigga back to pick cotton

by Leo the cutie March 12, 2020

Matthew

Ok so first off. This definition is about a particular Matthew in my life. He is one of the most amazing, handsome, perfect people in my life. He is always cheering me up no matter how sad or mad I am. I can not ever get mad at him for any reason. He’s always there to talk to if and when I need him. No matter what im always gonna need him in my life. I don’t know what I’d do without him. I love you Matthew to the moon and back.

You will always be my adorable, tall valentine!

“Matthew is so happy and fun.”

Love you!!

-Mattie

by Ihatescience February 11, 2021

Matthew 10:43

thou must not eat ice cream until an hour after dinner time

I think my favorite bible verse is Matthew 10:43! It’s so true!

by ladycapulet#4 June 4, 2022

Matthew

A little whopper deserves nothing deserves to die in a hole with rats

Player cheater and a liar anything that comes out of his mouth is BULL SHIT

If u have a Matthew(Matty) in your life GET RID OF HIM KILL THE BITCH

GOODBYE MATTY

Mate go die MATTHEWWWWWW

by Chfgvgbcbdbbwyircihwuvwvcvj October 13, 2018

Matthew

Matthew is the type of guy to love the ladies but they don’t seem to like him back. Maybe in secret, but not likely. He is a very kind and romantic funny average smart guy. But no one seems to care. He’s a lil ugly, but some people rate him 7

Guy1: wow I feel bad for Matthew he’s so sad because he’s lonley

by just your average human February 13, 2018

Matthew

Ugly looking faggot white boy.He is a bitch and mother fucking punk ass motha fucker and does not deserve to live.

Motha fucker Matthew.

by RicardoFire January 9, 2020

Matthew

A human that is shy when you meet them, and then crazy afterwards, they are like a wildcard

Wow, I've known him so long, and I still wanna call him Matthew

by Allora.Madderra April 9, 2017