Danny Matthews

The prettiest boy in the world, with really pretty eyes and i love him more than anything. *kisskisskisskiss* i like him i like him i like him!!

лекси: why is your bf so cute?

me: back off bitch that’s my danny matthews, don’t even open ur stinky eyes in his direction you poop

by fiohri July 17, 2023

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Matthew Ryan

1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.

"hey matthew ryan wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)

by jackson nuts November 30, 2021

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Matthew Bushong

a cock rider

My girl friend acted like a "Matthew Bushong" last night

by saucedad_69 July 25, 2022

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matthew yu

gay

you: who is Matthew Yu?
me: he is a gay man burh.

by juju3 February 16, 2022

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Matthew Yoon

5”6 white girl. built like bitmoji with the energy to match. Green tea addict and proud brother of furry.

Additional Info
Fursona: moltenleopard flashyfang jr III

Sisters Twitter: @yoonyTunesMoth

Did you guys see Matthew Yoon? He’s watching hentai on zoom with Camryn!

by vishtiiiii February 17, 2022

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