Dominican Gas Mask

A sexual act in which one person squats over the face of thier partner and seals thier sphincter to thier partners nose or mouth. Once airlocked, the squatter farts and the receiver breathes deep through the offended orifice ensuring a full dose of methane is delivered.

"Dude did you hear Francis got a Dominican gas mask from Cindy?"

"No fuckin way, vile."

by HolyRiot99 May 27, 2023

Mask Envy

When someone is jealous of your custom mask.

I like your Spaceballs The Mask, I'm having Mask Envy.

by Yodathecat2020 August 23, 2020

mask

The thing that no one knows how to wear.

teen: hey boomer can you wear your mask properly
boomer: it doesn't matter we are 6 feet apart

by willowdubito July 24, 2021

Mask of Victory

Facial

After giving head, she insists on wearing the Mask of Victory

by Blaster65 September 11, 2018

Mask fines

Another way for authorities to make money, kind of like charging somebody with trespassing for going to a store and shopping (because they didnt have on a mask), and nothing more.

Mask fines are another way to collect money from somebody you want to put out on the street. Telling people something will end quickly is a good way to condition them into being compliant robots for when the next orders and guidelines come out, that way theres no fighting, people think it's normal because it has been for a weeks or months, and they're told it's the new normal. Theres nothing normal about a group/entity trying to take control of everyone else's lives, that's a step toward a totalitarian government, not a step toward reopening or freedom. A good way to take freedom from people is to keep telling them that they will be free only after they keep doing what you tell them to do and complying with your orders, and that it will end. If they compromise something else, if they give the group trying to take control something else, they will get something in return in the end. There's nothing waiting for anyone at the end, any more than theres anything waiting for a cow at a slaughterhouse.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

Mask rules

A TV viewing audience is not your mother, so if you're a reporter on the news, why don't you tell your mother which businesses and people broke the stupid fuckin coronavirus rules?

Reporter- He/she/they broke the mask rules and my mommy is not the governor.
Authority figure (governor)- We will make sure they get punished, don't worry baby.

by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020

Bisexual mask

Coming out as a faggot when people just thought you were bisexual.

I'm not bisexual and I resent being called bisexual when I really only like one sex, and that is dudes. I had on a bisexual mask, I thought I could keep hiding who I really was.

by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021