My mother. No, she wasn't white either, plus she was all wrinkly and shit by the time I was 30. Stupid Renaissance painters, always making her look like a teenager...for My Dad's sake, she was like 48 at the time. You were lucky to live to My age in the early A.D. years. Take a look at the paintings of Caravaggio for a more accurate depiction, minus the fact that he painted us all white.
There is more about the Virgin Mary in the Qu'ran than there is in the Bible itself.
by Black Jesus March 28, 2005
Get the virgin mary mug.A punch of such force to a female's kidney while enjoying her from behind that she arches her back skyward while her body "freezes" in this position --- resulting in a quick
unconscious state....followed by urinary tract bleeding.
unconscious state....followed by urinary tract bleeding.
Once back at my place, I overheard this whore I picked up at the bar talking to her friend on the phone about heisting my wallet after getting me high....so I delivered her a Crazy Mary during sex so I could sleep in peace until late next morning before tossing her out.
by banshee01 May 1, 2006
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Get the mary bell mug.A chick is who good looking and very nice but deep in the core loves to pop pills, get wasted, and have a grand old time. She says she is the most prettiest, most sweetestest, person ever and most agree. She is a great gal who loves to go hard in the paint. She loves to rage and loves to RYDE in many thingERs.
by Packingbombswheelinghockeymom January 14, 2019
Get the Mary Cate mug.Resurrection Mary is a famous ghost that is often seen walking along archer road close to the resurrection cemetary in chicargo.
It is said to be the ghost of a woman who was killed in a car wreck while going to a party in the 1920's.
some people have clamed to have given her a ride.
her face is sometimes said to be a black blank.
one time the bars of the cemetary were found bent as if some one bent them but it would take superhuman strenth to do that.
It is said to be the ghost of a woman who was killed in a car wreck while going to a party in the 1920's.
some people have clamed to have given her a ride.
her face is sometimes said to be a black blank.
one time the bars of the cemetary were found bent as if some one bent them but it would take superhuman strenth to do that.
by Deep blue 2012 August 29, 2009
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by babybby156 December 11, 2016
Get the elizabeth-marie mug.Any two people that are insistent on either having their way or having something be what they believe to be right; usually behaving in a nitpicking manner over a matter that is generally perceived to be not that big of a deal.
Originally referring stereotypically to a couple of unhappy elderly women, but now to anyone who resembles the attitude. The name "Mary" is used as opposed to another name because of its progressive decline in popularity; resulting in more older people with the name than younger people.
The term is mostly known from its use in an episode of the The Office U.S.
Originally referring stereotypically to a couple of unhappy elderly women, but now to anyone who resembles the attitude. The name "Mary" is used as opposed to another name because of its progressive decline in popularity; resulting in more older people with the name than younger people.
The term is mostly known from its use in an episode of the The Office U.S.
Stanley, Michael, and Bob are waiting in line, with Bob being the foremost of the three.
Bob's wife comes up to him and seems to try to get in line with him to avoid waiting at the end.
Stanley and Michael see this and tell his wife to go to the end of the line.
Bob then calls Stanley and Michael a "pair of Marys."
Bob's wife comes up to him and seems to try to get in line with him to avoid waiting at the end.
Stanley and Michael see this and tell his wife to go to the end of the line.
Bob then calls Stanley and Michael a "pair of Marys."
by Crispy Wafers July 7, 2022
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