Rage Against The Machine

the best band ever, every single song is good =)

by matttt October 1, 2003

drift machine!

Someone who loves, not a hater, but cant stay on account they need wicked hot sick sex. They need more than one person in their life to satisfy their insatiable cravings. Therefore, they drift.

I love my husband, but I am such a Drift Machine!

by Greenfire December 10, 2008

Pinball Machine

Stretching out your dick hole so someone can stick their foot in it.

I was a pinball machine last night with my girl.

by Gwynnyyy August 16, 2017

Machine Gun

When fingering a girl, stick your two index fingers in her vagina, in a rapid fire motion, therefore creating a "machine gun" efect. Also can be done in the anus with the pinky fingers.

"man that chick was so drunk, she let me machine gun her all night man... both holes!!"

by Billy Leblanc April 26, 2004

Wank Machine

A machine that is designed to whack you off.

In the movie THX-1138, THX uses a Wank machine

(contrary to my example sentence wank machines are real and they feel goooooood!)

by ME!! January 25, 2005

suicide machine

Suicide machine:- A motocross bike of a 2-cycle engine. Named because of their high acceleration rates leading to people getting into trouble in tight areas in which they are unable to avoid obstacles.

Jonesy got wiped out by a tree on his YZ250! He booted it down the straight and couldn't pull it up in time!

by Frank E. July 15, 2004

Ass Crap Machine

The Ass Crap Machine is the result of a horrific labratory experiment gone wrong that created the terrifying device, the precise origin and function of which is unknown. However, although the purpose of the machine has yet to be discovered, it is known that once the Ass Crap Machine is activated, it can never be shut off.

You fool! Once the Ass Crap Machine is activated it can never be stopped, forever!

by Cornelious Von Stinktenburg May 13, 2005