Muffin

Politically correct word for the politically incorrect misusage of the words "retard" or "retarded."

Johnny walks into a tree and proclaims "I am such a muffin!" or Arianna and Amanda run into the freezing lake with bikinis and two days later recall the incident to one another: "That was so muffin."

by jessg December 7, 2006

Muffin

a random pointless word put after describing somone

Omg she is such a fat Muffin.

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by Hannahisacoolmuffin March 11, 2008

muffin

A nickname for a rag a muffin

i can't go outside today...i look like a muffin!

by desi, and tiffy July 20, 2008

space muffin

A derogatory term used to define a very liberal (socialist) member of the Democratic party.

That space muffin Obama is ruining our country!

by 10 Gauge April 28, 2010

The Muffin Game

Where a group of guys get in a circle jerk and try to nut on a muffin last guy to finish has to eat the muffin

Dude u wanna play the muffin game? Sure what kinda muffins you got?

by Max-well December 16, 2009

muffin code

Used at my school to talk about sex and not have anybody know about it. Invented by some hot girls.
have/eat a muffin= sex
Blueberries= guy
Raspberries= girl
Peach= public hair
Banana= penis
plastic wrap= condom
You can add whatever fruit and/or eating utensil you want. With the miracle of the muffin code...understanding is absolute!

Girl 1: "You have a muffin last night?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, Raspberry on top mostly.
ate for a whole hour"
Girl 1: "taste good?"
Girl 2: "Hell ya! Eating raspberries and blueberries at the same time...mmmmm"

by Captain_Crunch February 3, 2005

pud muffins

the head of the penis (the pud) is chopped off and cooked and flavored to make muffins. it can be served with frosting or any topping you like. they are made in a pan and can also go good with a shot of jizz juice.

Dude: these are amazing!!
Chick: thanks! do you really like my pud muffins?
Dude: yes i love them! i need the recipe!
Chick: grab a knife and pull down your pants!

by hi2224 November 10, 2010