merchbeast

Someone who is incredibly skilled at selling merchandise in a retail store.

TTL Cuteness is a straight-up merchbeast at Forever 21. I wouldn't ever wanna compete for employee of the month with that guy.

by ticktockterror November 30, 2009

mermaidish

We're not sure what mermaidish means. So ask a mermaid.

Mermaidish?

by Asylum760 December 2, 2009

Merry Cristmyass

just another way to say merry christmas when you've had it with shopping, parking, and people and you cant wait for the holidays to be over...

John: "Merry Christmas Jane"! Jane: "Merry Cristmyass to you to Sweetie"

by pieinyoureye December 20, 2009

Merrative

The wedding of 'meta' and 'narrative'. The story behind or as the backdrop of a story. The master story. The whole story. The meta-narrative.

The speaker's story wasn't fully understood until she shared the merrative with the audience.

by herbybell March 21, 2010

Merge Burgler

One who uses the merge lane as an actual, viable, legal lane of traffic, for the purpose of a) getting into a static lane of traffic far in advance of the other vehicles who have merged more promptly, or b) passing moving traffic at greater speeds than even the current 'fast lane' would allow.

Al was in the habit of only half-occupying a lane when he merged into it, leaving half his 1990 Dodge Dart hanging into the merge lane to discourage the Merge Burgler s.

by MR_OOF July 5, 2010

mercy like

liking a person post on facebook not really because you like it but rather as an act of courtesy toward them or their facebook page

Poor Jane, nobody responded to her facebook trip post for over a week so I felt I had to mercy like it!

by Ofer_G April 15, 2010

Merfkin

a pubic wig.

Amelia: That burger tasted like pubes!

Fred: That wasn't a burger that was my merfkin!!!

by BrosephGoebels September 6, 2010