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man in a mac

a type of man generally found near playgrounds and school gates. More rarely noticed lurking in the shadows near Mr Whippy ice cream vans. Particularly dangerous to young girls and boys of a certain age who still wear above the knee shorts.
....'Police today arrested a man in a mac near the county primary school. He was found to be in possesion of two bags of haribo star mix, a thomas the tank engine annual and a tub of KY jelly. A spokesman warned angry mothers and Daily Mail readers not to storm the police station and lynch him.'
by Yesticles the crab fisherman September 9, 2006
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man seat

A man seat is a seat in a womens clothing store. Usually located near the changing room. In which a man can sit and rest while his girlfriend, spouse, or friend is in trying on large amounts of clothing.

Men tend to favor stores with man seats because they give opportunity's to rest while on long shopping sprees with their female companion.
*2 men Sitting on a man seat in a girly shopping store*

Guy 1: Oh sweet dude this store has a man seat
Guy 2: Yeah man I've been on my feet for like 2 hours
Guy 1: Oh dude you have the sweet life I've been walking round for 6 with no food!
Guy 2: Oh man you have the hard life
by King Chard July 21, 2007
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man pms

when a guy's hormones start going all over the place and they act all moody and bitchy.
Tom Cruise is always man pmsing these days and is Oprah!!
by Princess_of_Rebelz425 January 15, 2009
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Man vs. Gay

Anything involving people and gayness in its purest form.
"Our school's play is the epitome of Man vs. Gay."
by chizhogg April 14, 2010
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man bitch

No different than a female bitch, regardless of the type of work or job he has and regardless of who he believe he has a connection with --- the man bitch is malicious, rude, aggressively controlling; poor listening intentionally and understanding skills never; yet demands everyone listens and see's him. He is worse than an attention seeker (more often than not a follower his dam self; the bitch is self righteous; self important and self- centered) down low conniving, wicked even when trying to present a good deed or doing something good. The malicious plans rule their mind.
That man Bitch pulled that person into shit that was unnecessary and the outcome was all negative for the one he aimed at--- he only wanted to ruin a life mentally; physically; etc. . . . WHATEVER !
by take da games 2 ya Mama December 3, 2017
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Man glue

Tony, look, PJ's come out of the bogs with man glue down his trousers.
by Dr Love April 25, 2003
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man pms

When A Guy Is Being A Total Bitch And Being Overly Sensitive.
"WTF! I WANTED A COKE NOT DIET COKE"
"DUDE CALM DOWN! You Got Your monthly man pms again?"
by Grl Who Knows October 7, 2009
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