ass licker blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.

John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh..the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.

by ugfest December 11, 2008

Cock Locked

When a person cannot leave his/her male spouse due to the economy, because it would leave one or both without health insurance or for other financial reasons.

Jane lost her job a few years ago, when the economy crashed and hasn't been able to land another. Her husband Joe has become a cheating, verbally abusive prick, who does whatever he wants without fear of being kicked to the curb because he knows Jane is cock locked until she lands a new job with a decent salary and health benefits. Similar to job locked.

by Melhi September 6, 2013

Love locket

A love locket is a vagina. It is called this because it should be LOCKed until two people fall in love and can cum together as one. Plus, the two people are facing each other when they do it, kinda like they would when the locket is closed, so it makes a lot of sense.

Guy: Hey, can I enter your love locket?
Girl: Yes of course because I love you!
Guy: Suuuuuhweeet! <3

by IshmaleDG March 14, 2014

Ball Licker

Term used for licking somebody's salty balls. It can also be an insult to an annoying prick.

"Quit being such a ball licker, you're ruining the fucking party Miley Cyrus! You're freaking out the guests, stop licking everything you see!"
Miley Cyrus: Starts licking balls.

by Thar Master November 9, 2014

Combo-locked

Getting hit often enough that the hit stun doesn't allow you to move while you are stuck in a combo.

"Avoid his attacks! Don't just sit there!"
"I can't! I'm combo-locked!"

by hailthemotherland March 6, 2015

window licker

A retard that sits all alone lick the window out of the side of his mouth, staring at you, while crying

Son:"Look at the kid licking the window Mom!"
Mom:"Son that's a window licker."

by Dinoflagellates January 28, 2016

Paigey-looker

Paigey-looking is when something is lost and you have looked everywhere for it. As you give up searching, someone else finds the lost item in the place you had been previously looking.

Audra is such a Paigey-looker because every time she loses her keys, she can't find them even though they are always sitting on the kitchen counter.

by ThatBlondGirl March 14, 2016