Doing a Lauren

When a female wants to do something, but the male declines.

Female : "Wanna Pokemon Go and chill - like tonight?"
Male : "Hell Nah!"
- example of Doing a Lauren

by oxford-dictionary-official June 28, 2017

Lauren

A snotty bitch that allways get what she wants. She will stoop to the lowest just to stay "cool" or get in to the "popular group". She is desprite and will go out with any guy that will give her the time of day. And is a terrable friend that will stab you in the back every chance she gets.

Person 1- "Hey look at that girl she must be a lauren"
Person 2- "How do u know?"
Person 1-"Because she has the devils horns growing out of her head"

by Annoyed321 February 17, 2012

Lauren

A weird girl who annoys the hell outa people. No seriously this may not relate to ALL Laurens, but this one sure does! Today she went up to me and my friends pretending that we liked her so i shoved her and she almost fell.They also pretend to be cats and annoy you by saying "MEOW!" Well anyways thats a Lauren. Oh by the way Laurens dont brush their teeth. i discovered that today.

Lauren: Hey Guys! "Meow" "Meow"

Person: Oh crap.....maybe if we don't notice her she'll leave.

Lauren: "MEOW!!"

by 4270717113691 November 21, 2011

Lauren

A COMPLETE AND TOTAL BITCH

My girlfriend is a total lauren

by modafucka2120 September 7, 2012

lauren graham

The mom in extremely annoying show Gilmore Girls. Teenage boys druel over her and think she's a MILF, even though she looks like a dude. Needs to show more skin.

Spotty teenager 1 : Dude, did you see Lauren Graham last night on Gilmore Girls ?
Spotty teenager 2 : Yeah man, she showed some serious knee.
Spotty teenager 1 : Sweet!

by thebends June 1, 2006

Lauren

Someone not nice to be with and picks the internet over real people. Also stays inside all the time as they are too shy to face the real world. Frequently someone who doesn’t do well in life as they can’t keep friendships going

“You are such a Lauren”

by Eggfucker April 3, 2020

Laurel, Iowa

Small town in Central Iowa ran by carpet munchers and it's overruled by lesbians, chokeholders, and druggies.

Laurel, Iowa

Lady 1: Hey, what carpet do you prefer.
Lady 2: Any that's below the waist.

by The carpet matches the drapes1 June 28, 2011