Adam's Law

Named after Sinn Féin leader, Gerry Adams. Similar to Goodwin's law, this variation is an Irish version. When a topic is mentioned by an Irish person or on an Irish forum, as the length of the discussion grows, the probability approaches one that

(1) the IRA, Sinn Féin, "the troubles", Northern Ireland or The Irish Civil War will be mentioned.

What the hell, this forum title was about New Zealand planning on changing their flag and a mere 5 posts in, Adam's Law strikes!

by blueswannabe April 19, 2014

DeWitt’s Law

"The strange cousin to Godwin’s Law ... that equal marriage rights can rarely be discussed by conservatives without a double entendre eventually being deployed typically related to something being shoved down someone’s throat"
- David DeWitt (Twitter @TheRevDeWitt)

Commenter 1: ... and that's why we need equal rights protection under the law.
Commenter 2: DeWitt’s Law in three, two, one...
Commenter 3: You damn Democrats, stop wanting to shove your gays down my children's throats!
Commenter 2: Ding!

by Pennarin October 3, 2014

The Curve Law

The Curve Law states that if someone is ghosted by another individual, they will inevitably lose interest.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Jimmy was rejected?

Person 2: Yeah, the girl who he liked was taken, so he followed the Curve Law.

by Mshiro November 4, 2020

chaotic lawful

having a strict moral code, but it is so confusing no one can figure out what it is

Person: if your parents had an alignment, what would it be
another person: definitely chaotic lawful.

by -the skunk July 31, 2020

Melanie's Law

Best summed up as :: "but fuck me, right?"

This is definitely a case of Melanie's Law. That would never happen to anyone else.

by #annoyed April 24, 2017

Non-laws

The term used for a significant other's family when you aren't married.

"Man my non-laws suck. All her dad wants to do is watch football"

by Dr. ThunderBeast January 21, 2015

Dowlings law

A law that is simplified and is able to be used through out gas equations.

P1V1/N1T1=P2V2/N2T2 this the the Dowlings law in simplest form

by Student66 May 10, 2014