late plate

Someone you only call late at night when you're drunk and want to hook up, but wouldn't actually date or hang out with. Derives from late night plates of terrible food at diners that are only acceptable after 3am.

"I didn't meet anyone cool at the party last night, so I called up my late plate."

"Kristen, that guy never texts you except after midnight, when he's drunk and wants to get laid. He's late plating you!"

by JGrizz November 6, 2013

Late-Season

The 2014 version of the 2013 slang "that's dead"

Man: If I take you out to dinner we're having sex.

Woman: That's late-season.

by The Black Garbo January 4, 2014

Lateface

That stupid serious looking face that useless people put on when they walk in late every day that says that they had such an important and personal reason for being late that only a real jackass would ask them about it or expect them to show up on time, and that nobody should expect anything from them them until they have time to "deal with their feelings" or something. The male version of that sad chick who always has to see the gynecologist and can only get appointments on Friday afternoons.

It's almost lunchtime, he'll be in any minute with his breakfast and lateface.

by qsick October 4, 2014

Ladedric

The ugliest, most ghetto kid to ever walk the planet. Stay away from them. They have AIDS.
They are super competitive, and fight/argue with everyone they become friends with. They most definitely cannot keep a secret, but sometimes that comes in handy.

"Can you believe Ladedric got her pregnant?" "I totally can. He couldn't keep his mouth shut either"

by vaginalwarts February 8, 2015

later bowl

A bowl of weed you pack now for use at a later time.

I packed a later bowl for the movie.

by Pigs180 October 11, 2015

lateaholic

A lateaholic is person who derives pleasure when coming late for an appointment, date or social event without regard for other people.

Has an addiction or chronic record of habitual tardiness for all gatherings.

Wants to be fashionably late but never cool to be one.

My nephew is a lateaholic he never comes in time for a social gathering.

by primonition December 20, 2015

later beezys

clean version for the phrase later bitches

"I gotta go home! Later beezys!!"

by mrxcjr July 1, 2016