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Hello Kitty 

Putting a bowl of milk down on the ground and having someone get down on all fours to drink it and someone sneaks up behind them and fucks them in the ass an yells "Hello Kitty!"
I heard Nick Blake got the hello kitty last night.
Hello Kitty by Fat Guy & The Chief October 23, 2011

Chang Kitty 

N. A lame person who is on the outside of a great inside joke; Something Johanna will never figure out.
"What's this big secret?"
"STFU you chang kitty."

"Whats CHANG KITTY?"
"Get a life, johanna"
Chang Kitty by Kelly Scarlett Bede December 29, 2004

The Kitty 

This is sort of hard to explain. There has to be a couch and a table/chair about the same height. The dude lays face down, his torso on the couch, his legs on the table/chair. This means his junk is hanging down. The chick then goes like a cat, and "claws" at the guys dick until he ejaculates, which is when the girl drinks the sperm like a kitty drinking milk. Yummy.
My girl and I were pretty freaking bored last night, so I made her do the Kitty Style.
The Kitty by Jor Not a Whore February 6, 2009

Bad kitty 

anywhone who is annoying, a total bitch or doing something bad
my friend is such a bad kitty he made out with my bff and has a girlfriend

Pretty Kitty

A variation on the White Glove.
While doing the lucky lady from behind, cum in you hand.
Before she has time to turn around, begin to pet the back of her head (with the cum covered hand), whilst saying "Who's a pretty kitty?"
after i gave her the pretty kitty, She had to cut her hair like a lesbian. So I told her not to call me any more.
Pretty Kitty by Hea-da October 3, 2011

penir kitty 

a word you call someone your not particularily fond of
KID ONE: Man that kid is such a dickhead.
KID TWO: Id even say he was a penir kitty.

KID ONE: !!!
penir kitty by TheDudeAbides February 26, 2004