When you impregnate a girl, do not stay around to be a father figure and do not pay for child support.
Dude, I think my condom broke when I was having sex with Molly Last night.
Do you think she's pregnant?
I don't know, but if she is I'm going to let her keep the change.
Do you think she's pregnant?
I don't know, but if she is I'm going to let her keep the change.
by dunlopallstar June 4, 2011
Get the Keep the change mug.A way of saying goodbye to someone on either a computer or cell phone telling them to "keep in txt" which is similar to keep in touch. It tells them that if they need to reach you, they should text you.
by Brendan McLarty June 10, 2008
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Daniel Keem is mostly known as DJ Killer Keemstar or Killer Keemstar, who is the infamous host of DramaAlert, a YouTube channel based off of the YouTube drama that happens on the daily. Daniel is a 34+ year old man who attacks and goes after minors on Twitter, makes false pedofile allegations towards others, and got his fame on the internet for his immature trash talking and trolling on Xbox live.. All of his fans are immature losers who can't get anything good in life and majority of his fan base are under the age of 16 who haven't even hit puberty yet. Daniel Keem is also known as the gnome of YouTube for the fact that his appearance is gnome like and each time he makes a YouTube video his beard gets pointier and pointier. Also, Keem will swat, doxx, and slander you if you anger him. He has gone after many YouTubers especially, LeafyIsHere, another YouTuber making Tweets about his 'wart dick' calling him WartDickIsHere and at the time threatening to sue a 15 year old YouTuber, Shorbie, for making a video on infamous rat/gnome Killer Keemstar.
Example 1:
Logical Person: Keemstar is such a prick he said so many racist things. He was banned from YouTube shouldn't even be allowed on it.
Keem Supporter: b-but the stuff he said was like 8 years ago, so fuck off. TAKE THIS L!
Logical Person: Just because it was a while ago doesn't make it right… You're so immature
Keem Supporter: Nah you're just a WartDickIsHere dick rider!
Example 2:
Keem: *does something super shitty*
Keem: Why am I still getting hate?
Example 3:
Keem: I'm on Blog.TV with my fucking hands up!
Example 4:
Keem: Everyone in the chat, type in Alex is a stupid N----r
Logical Person: Keemstar is such a prick he said so many racist things. He was banned from YouTube shouldn't even be allowed on it.
Keem Supporter: b-but the stuff he said was like 8 years ago, so fuck off. TAKE THIS L!
Logical Person: Just because it was a while ago doesn't make it right… You're so immature
Keem Supporter: Nah you're just a WartDickIsHere dick rider!
Example 2:
Keem: *does something super shitty*
Keem: Why am I still getting hate?
Example 3:
Keem: I'm on Blog.TV with my fucking hands up!
Example 4:
Keem: Everyone in the chat, type in Alex is a stupid N----r
by QuackLegs August 20, 2016
Get the Keemstar mug.Daniel Keem is mostly known as DJ Killer Keemstar or Killer Keemstar, who is the infamous host of DramaAlert, a YouTube channel based off of the YouTube drama that happens on the daily. Daniel is a 34+ year old man who attacks and goes after minors on Twitter, makes false pedofile allegations towards others, and got his fame on the internet for his immature trash talking and trolling on Xbox live.. All of his fans are immature losers who can't get anything good in life and majority of his fan base are under the age of 16 who haven't even hit puberty yet. Daniel Keem is also known as the gnome of YouTube for the fact that his appearance is gnome like and each time he makes a YouTube video his beard gets pointier and pointier. Also, Keem will swat, doxx, and slander you if you anger him. He has gone after many YouTubers especially, LeafyIsHere, another YouTuber making Tweets about his 'wart dick' calling him WartDickIsHere and at the time threatening to sue a 15 year old YouTuber, Shorbie, for making a video on infamous rat/gnome Killer Keemstar.
Example 1:
Logical Person: Keemstar is such a prick he said so many racist things. He was banned from YouTube shouldn't even be allowed on it.
Keem Supporter: b-but the stuff he said was like 8 years ago, so fuck off. TAKE THIS L!
Logical Person: Just because it was a while ago doesn't make it right… You're so immature
Keem Supporter: Nah you're just a WartDickIsHere dick rider!
Example 2:
Keem: *does something super shitty*
Keem: Why am I still getting hate?
Example 3:
Keem: I'm on Blog.TV with my fucking hands up!
Example 4:
Keem: Everyone in the chat, type in Alex is a stupid -----
Logical Person: Keemstar is such a prick he said so many racist things. He was banned from YouTube shouldn't even be allowed on it.
Keem Supporter: b-but the stuff he said was like 8 years ago, so fuck off. TAKE THIS L!
Logical Person: Just because it was a while ago doesn't make it right… You're so immature
Keem Supporter: Nah you're just a WartDickIsHere dick rider!
Example 2:
Keem: *does something super shitty*
Keem: Why am I still getting hate?
Example 3:
Keem: I'm on Blog.TV with my fucking hands up!
Example 4:
Keem: Everyone in the chat, type in Alex is a stupid -----
by QuackLegs August 20, 2016
Get the Keemstar mug.a total badass! usually in love with gingers. need that special someone to make them feel secure. bottles up feeling, but that only lasts for so long...……………...
by jellybeeeeeeeeeen February 11, 2019
Get the keesha mug.What someone (but usually a guy) says when he knows he'll never contact you again. A less dickish version of "I'll call you".
by fokkenlarney June 8, 2015
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To keep it real is to do shit that you know will fuck you over later but you do it anyway becuase you know, you got to keep it real
To keep it real is to do shit that you know will fuck you over later but you do it anyway becuase you know, you got to keep it real
Johnny: "i dunno if i wanna do this, there are people in there"
Andre: "Shut the FUCK up bitch, We keep it real!!!, Now light that shit on fire"
Andre: "Shut the FUCK up bitch, We keep it real!!!, Now light that shit on fire"
by Greg Pierce, Registered P.I.M.P. May 4, 2005
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