Jordan doherty

A boy who has the most fucked up eye sight in the world and was found in a cabbage patch outside the keystore, begging to get Eurotruck Simulator for his birthday

Jordan Doherty is a SPASTIC

by The big penis lover September 13, 2016

A Rhona and Jordan

The cutest couple ever. They are beautiful and amazing and everyone loves them.

You're like a Rhona and Jordan

by Mandy33331 September 24, 2011

Jordan Workout

An intense workout adminsitered by a superior instructor who is a specieman of atheltic prowess. Trainees of a "Jordan Workout" often feel sheepish and lackluster at best.

A: Hey Bobby, wanna do a Jordan Workout tomorrow?
B: Ah man, wish I could. Last time I did one of those I felt like such a pussy. The feeling sat with me for awhile until I saw my therapist.
A: Wow, wanna do Zumba instead?
B: I'm game

by Monday-International Chest Day April 30, 2020

Going Jordan

When someone would preform sexual acts on an animated; masturbation to Hentai or Cartoons.

Oh Man! I would so go Jordan on Sakura; Going Jordan makes me feel like a Pedophile

by Steviewondersatanbaby April 27, 2011

Felix jordan

Someone who has a very small willy

Felix jordan has a very small willy

by Bigggg willly mannn November 8, 2020

Michael Jordan

A bad-ass player who wants to win.

Any player that can play at his level.

by Saints September 14, 2003

michael jordan

A 23" chrome rim that goes on cars.

Is it the big truck sittin' up on Mike Jordans
thats 23's! with the big ole owl, dual heads roaring

-Field Mob, HATERS

by Lil Jon April 29, 2004