jew seat

The shittiest seat at The Table. Only the Jew sits there. The only problem is that The Table has no jew. Therefor anyone who sits in the Jew seat is treated like a Jew until the end of lunch.

NOTE: This is not anti-semitism! I got nuttin against Jews. It's just history. If u dont know what i be talkin bout u need to pay attention when the teacher is teaching bout the Holocaust.
E: Shit! there aint to seats left.

T: Yea man, theres the Jew Seat

E: Awwwwwww shiiiiiiiiiit!!!
by Mr. Cool April 29, 2005
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Fake Jew

Someone who follows the jewish religion & takes shortcuts.
Stevo "Can i get Pork Fried Rice"

Dave "Can you eat pork?"

Stevo "No, but I'll just separate the pork and eat the rice"

Dave "Your such a fake jew"
by KameronDzilot February 26, 2009
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Jew money

One who pays his friends in dimes and nickels for amounts over a dollar.
Jack: Hey where's my money hoe *hands him a dollar in nickels*
Jim: Hey, this is Jew money bitch. DO I LOOK LIKE A JEW.
by Jer3 March 31, 2005
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kung jew

A fighting style specially deveoped by Jews. Is used to combat people telling jew jokes, seen participatin in "Ignore A Jew Day"(on wednsdays), or just fun for random people.

It involves letting out some kind of jew cry while throwing spare change at the offender like throwing stars. While they are ditracted you lay down a whoopin' with your money packed wallet/purse untill they are unconscious(One hit should do the trick),then publicly humiliate them in anyway you see fit
"That punk was getting on my nerves, I kung jewed his ass so bad he didn't know what hit him."

"Dude that man insulted my beard, i'm gonna go kung jew the shit out of him!"

Jew 1: "Dude you totally kung jewed that kid's ass on the playground!"

Jew 2: "I know!"
by Definatly not a jew March 11, 2009
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Morning Jew

I awoke in a tropical paradise and smiled as the first rays of sun beamed through the window and glistened on my Morning Jew...
by W_L March 18, 2010
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jew bump

a large or easily noticeable bump on ones nose, usually a Jewish person.
"Dude you see that girls jew bump?"
by Dustin3330 September 22, 2007
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jew gold

Money a person thought to be void of any wealth leaves to various beneficiaries. Often hoarded and hidden for a lifetime, even from close family members.
Jim:"Grandma Mildred left me $30,000!"
Jedediah:"I thought she was poor, she did live in a box after all."
Jim:"She had jew gold apparently..."
by IamScotticus March 01, 2010
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