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Jessica

a TWAT that loves slurping her friend's boobs with a ladle. She's like Mary Poppins with a bad attitude.
Person 1: Where is Jessica?
Person 2: She is busy slurping her friends boobs.
by pappi7394$848 June 11, 2023
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Jessica ward

What you call a local aging female who trades sexual favors for work on commercial fishing docks.

The nickname for the smell of fish bait in the summer heat
Wow you smell like Jessica ward

Oh that’s to bad she’s a Jessica ward type of girl
Im aging poorly like Jessica ward

Jeanie if you don’t watch your actions you will get a reputation as a harbor hog or Jessica ward
by Lookatdezmelons November 19, 2021
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jessica._.clawthorne

super awesome funny toh tiktoker, not only do they post toh they post amphibia too (my favorite ones are the dead marcy jokes)
jim: hey have you heard of this super alpha human jessica._.clawthorne?

bobby: no…

jim: kys 😐
by not_rip_marcy_wu July 8, 2021
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Jessica Darling

The girl from, you guessed it, the Jessica Darling book series and the Jessica Darling: It List book series, both by Megan McCafferty. She acts like the average girl, she's smart, but she fits in with the "popular" crowd, and she was a virgin through most of high school. Her main love interest is Marcus Flutie in the Jessica Darling series. She is not the porn star.
She acts like a Jessica Darling, ya know?
by allycaticorn May 4, 2018
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Jessica

Axel’s band “Jessica’s fathom” was destined for stardom.
by Axel Thorn January 17, 2025
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Jessica

The final form of “mean girl” energy. A Jessica will steal your charger, talk trash in the group chat, and then ask for a ride. Known for showing up late, starting drama, and somehow making everything about her. Proceed with caution.
Stop being such a Jessica.
by BethInPhoto October 1, 2025
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Jessica

The best person you would ever meet bitch the fucking best person ever like a jessica would be ur whole entire solar system that comes with a galaxy
Mira: have u seen jessica bitch
Chloe:yea shes went to the bathroom
by Heehee_michealjackson_heehee December 12, 2020
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