Jacob Sartourious

N. The final stage of cancer In a person, or their singing.

Man, he was like Jacob Sartourious out there. He shouldn't have gone to a kareoke bar.

by Dictionary.com/urban August 14, 2016

jacob cunningham

This person is a small white male with usually a 2 inch penis.They also normally have anger issues and is a maximum height of 4.5 feet.

Your just like Jacob Cunningham you have a small penis with extreme anger issues.

by Jacob Cunningham February 17, 2017

jacob nieves

he gives me a toothache!!!! WHY IS HE SO PRETTY AND HANDSOME OMG PLEASE

killing me honestly

jacob nieves is my lover man

by a lemieux October 16, 2020

Jacob Cooper

Loves world of tanks and dispises fortnite acts like a dad and loois like one as well

If someone is talking about tanks it's Jacob cooper

by 21 Shawver June 5, 2018

Jacob Rothschild

Former trillionaire, now deceased. Killed by his grandson in psychic warfare aka the Cold War and the ghost of a WW3 that never came to be.

Jacob Rothschild was a mistake that was killed by his grandson, Bill.

by Draodan May 29, 2023

Jacob rumble

A guy that usually like to go for ginge minge, he is respectful and considerate but sometimes very mean in the bed,

I’m not a Jacob rumble

by MC Hetting January 16, 2019

Jacob Brandon

The one super annoying guy that thinks he’s hot AF but gets no chicks. He’s ugly and retarded. Has no common sense and is a scary stalker.

That guy is a total Jacob Brandon

by Smartboi21 November 19, 2019