by cheweysmoker October 5, 2008
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An evil boy genius from the excellent Y-7-rated cartoon Xiaolin Showdown. He invents different kinds of useless attack robots and is highly failure-prone and -phobic. Looks kinda Goth.
by 'Annony' June 7, 2005
Get the Jack Spicer mug.1) A term most commonly used for when people describe that they don't know, or have not done anything.
2) Probably the name of some guy somewhere, who i'd -really- like to meet.
2) Probably the name of some guy somewhere, who i'd -really- like to meet.
by Meik April 2, 2003
Get the jack shit mug.A radio station
A computer.
An automation software.
Bunch of 60s-Current Hot AC, Classic Rock, Disco, Pop loaded into the computer.
A guy named Guy Zapoleon telling the stations what to play.
Howard Cogan blabbing the station's name in between songs
A computer.
An automation software.
Bunch of 60s-Current Hot AC, Classic Rock, Disco, Pop loaded into the computer.
A guy named Guy Zapoleon telling the stations what to play.
Howard Cogan blabbing the station's name in between songs
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We Play What We Want
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We Play What We Want
by 1069 May 23, 2006
Get the Jack FM mug.Male masturbation; a man rapidly and repeatedly rubs his hand up and down his dick until he hits orgasm.
Done when horny, when porn is plentiful, or to get rid of a boner in class.
Done when horny, when porn is plentiful, or to get rid of a boner in class.
Jason had a huge boner in science class, so he ran to the bathroom. But there were a whole bunch of other kids with their pants and boxers around their ankles and their dicks in their hands, masturbating furiously.
There were three guys at each of the urinals, one on each toilet and two more standing in front of each. There was another pair at each of the two sinks, and at least fifteen spread out across the floor. They all groaned as they shot their loads across the room.
"It's a jack off epidemic!" Jason stood wide-eyed as his dick stretched hard against the fabric. He quickly dropped his jeans and plaid boxers and began to jack himself off in the doorway.
More guys pushed against him, trying to get some privacy to jack off in. He felt three dicks strain against his back.
He felt his dick grow larger and larger as more guys pressed against his ass.
Then he woke up. He looked down at the puddle of sperm in his hand, then quickly pulled his boxers back up and laid down to sleep.
There were three guys at each of the urinals, one on each toilet and two more standing in front of each. There was another pair at each of the two sinks, and at least fifteen spread out across the floor. They all groaned as they shot their loads across the room.
"It's a jack off epidemic!" Jason stood wide-eyed as his dick stretched hard against the fabric. He quickly dropped his jeans and plaid boxers and began to jack himself off in the doorway.
More guys pushed against him, trying to get some privacy to jack off in. He felt three dicks strain against his back.
He felt his dick grow larger and larger as more guys pressed against his ass.
Then he woke up. He looked down at the puddle of sperm in his hand, then quickly pulled his boxers back up and laid down to sleep.
by HornyGuy2 March 3, 2009
Get the jack off mug.Woah shit0r, some fucking n00b creep jacked my shit. IM GONNA LOOSE TO THIS FUCKING N00b. AGHHHHHG, no townscroll!
by x-pose September 23, 2003
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